MJMizzle's definitions

scrumtralescense

A state of extreme scrumptiousness.

Those cookies are full of scrumtralescense.

by MJMizzle January 6, 2006

Cake boy

Early 90's slang for what is now termed a metrosexual

"He's in a yellow camaro, skin so smooth, a buttercup boy from the funny school."
- Sir Mix-A-Lot, "Cake Boy"

by MJMizzle August 11, 2006

crooshbaggery

A portmanteau of croosh and douchebaggery. It is douchebaggery to the absolute extreme.

Did you see that guy kick that blind man and then steal his wallet? What crooshbaggery.

by MJMizzle August 28, 2006

FBD

Free Beat Down, or a beat down given to someone for free

I gave that punk-ass nug an FBD for the low low price of free 99

by MJMizzle September 2, 2006

pwn sauce

The delicious topping that 133t h4x0rs sprinkle over pwned n00bs. Can be either white or red, and occasionally pesto.

(Some n00b has just been pwned)

1337 h4x0r: "pwn sauce!"

by MJMizzle August 4, 2007

iPwned

Getting charged a ridiculous fee by Cingular for using your Apple iPhone.

Guy 1: WTF?! I just got charged $3000 for using my iPhone during my trip to Europe!

Guy 2: Dude, you just got iPwned

by MJMizzle September 6, 2007

don't tase me bro!

A phrase spouted by punk-ass n00bs who can't back up their insolent behavior right before they get a tazer to their dome.

stupid n00b: don't tase me bro!

(taze)

stupid n00b: (screamed in a girly voice) arrghhhhhh!

by MJMizzle October 2, 2007