iLone 

When you find yourself among other people glued to their iPhones, while you are still part of the dying race of people that uses a phone to call.

Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: ...
Guy 3: ...
Guy 4: Damnit, would you stop playing Angry Birds already? You make me feel so iLone...
Guy 2 pings Guy3: lolz, what a loser Oo

iLone by scubadiver March 11, 2011

Ilene 

Is a very beautiful girl , very smart , a loyal girl , lovely girl . Every guy will want her ! She is an amazing friend! Sometimes has anger issues but no biggy , she is very talented and out going. Like ughhh everyone will like to be just like her !!!

Ilene is beautiful !!!!!!

Ilene by This one girl ! 2k18 June 21, 2018

Mental Illness 

An illness that inflicts the person's mental state. Mental illnesses range widely from mild anxiety to severe schizophrenia. Depending on the severity of an illness, it can impact a person's life more than just mentally. For example, a person with borderline personality disorder might have a hard time holding down a job because of their mood instability. Other things that can be hard while mentally ill are keeping good hygiene, keeping healthy relationships, and keeping a good sleep schedule

John breaks up with Becky's best friend.
Becky: That was so sick of you! What, do you have a mental illness?

John: Mentally Ill is not an adjective. I have though, been struggling with depression. My mental ill ness doesn’t make me any less of a person.

Mental Illness by PurplePanda4 February 27, 2021

Ilene 

Simple, Sweet, highlarious, loving and beautiful

I love her she is such an Ilene

Ilene by posh234 June 1, 2011

Jake Paul Illness 

It's when you get stage 420 cancer and cannot hesitate to not fuck up everyone's life. You turn into the biggest fuccboi in the history of MAN-FUCKING-KIND. Now all you can do is make a YouTube channel with 10 million subscribers. Woopsies, you lost 2,000,000, now go roast your own older-brother. You can create a team and fuck it apart. Put "England is my city" in the script. Even though there is a city called England, I'm almost 100% positive that isn't what Pyrocynica-Nick Crompton was talking about.

Fuck my life, because anything means nothing when you're a victim of the Jake Paul Illness

Jake Paul Illness by Dooby-scoo February 15, 2018

Ilene 

Graceful yet has a strict mind of its own. Not told what to do or how to do it. Likely would be a girl who doesn't have love, yet hangs out with boys.

Oh Ilene always does that.

Ilene by IlePANDAne May 31, 2018

Mental Illness 

Driving 5 hours just to go to waffle house while high on edibles.

you must have Mental Illness if you would drive 5 hours just to get waffle house

Mental Illness by Nai_OG January 12, 2022