Jake Paul Illness

It's when you get stage 420 cancer and cannot hesitate to not fuck up everyone's life. You turn into the biggest fuccboi in the history of MAN-FUCKING-KIND. Now all you can do is make a YouTube channel with 10 million subscribers. Woopsies, you lost 2,000,000, now go roast your own older-brother. You can create a team and fuck it apart. Put "England is my city" in the script. Even though there is a city called England, I'm almost 100% positive that isn't what Pyrocynica-Nick Crompton was talking about.
Fuck my life, because anything means nothing when you're a victim of the Jake Paul Illness
by Dooby-scoo February 13, 2018
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Ligma

Guy 1: "Hey did you hear Ninja died of ligma?"
Guy 2: "The fuck is ligma?"
Guy 1: "Ligma fukin' bolz xd lmfao"
Guy 2: "im literally smh my damn head rn
by Dooby-scoo August 20, 2018
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