a bacteria that after penetrating the brain causes it to give ipads or other very useful and expensive apple items to tards of various levels, ranging from grandma's to Nar. The bacteria also stops one from giving ipads or other very useful and expensive to deserving people aka smart kids.
Dang she so has the icallahan i hate her i have a 99 in precal and am i fresh man and i dont get an ipad, suck my cock steve jobs.
by That negro stole my ipad November 5, 2010
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Matt - "Hey Pat, have you done your homework tonight?"
Pat - "No, we're only two weeks into the course, I follow the Callahan Theory."
Matt - "What's that?"
Pat - "It's when I do all of my homework on the last day of the semester, and still get an A!"
Pat - "No, we're only two weeks into the course, I follow the Callahan Theory."
Matt - "What's that?"
Pat - "It's when I do all of my homework on the last day of the semester, and still get an A!"
by MickWhop July 23, 2012
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When you screw over your soldiers or employees because you can't get over your own bitterness. Applies to all people who revel in ruining the lives of others because of their own whimsical opinions. Common symptoms of "A Callahan" include Napoleon Complex, little dick syndrome, and others.
"Dude, my boss won't let me take vacation for my honeymoon. He's pulling a Callahan on me."
"I literally had COVID but my professor won't let me make up the exam. What a Callahan."
"I literally had COVID but my professor won't let me make up the exam. What a Callahan."
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It's crawling with racist and homophobic Republican hicks. Has a population of a little over 1,000, but has a fuckton of churches. Most boring place on earth. If you're a minority, old white people will give you looks of disgust and fear. Don't live here!
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I almost got shot by a bible thumping hillbilly in Callahan Fl when he saw my Ridin' With Biden flag
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