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ted: hey fred i just bought this iphone off the interweb for $75.
fred: let me see that, hahaha you dumbshit that's a i9 a chinese knock off of the iphone hahahaha suck.
i9 by ohthatsnasty September 23, 2009
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A i9 9900k everygamers biggest flex beside there 2080ti
you:ah fam i got a i9 9900k
freind:ok wierd flex but ok
neek: UHHHHHHHHHHHH U HAVE A I9 CAN I PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS See
you: no nerd
i9 9900k by ImaybeC:) January 22, 2020
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i9-10980XE 

Literally the best Intel CPU out there
DanTDM has a i9-10980XE and a RTX 3090
i9-10980XE by anonymous January 26, 2021

Intel Core i9-9980xe 

A CPU that spoiled millionaire lottery winners buy once every month because they overclock it too much and burn it.
Lotto Winner: I JUST WON 20 MILLION DOLLARS, IMA GONNA GO BUY 20 Intel Core i9-9980xe FOR MY PC JUST CUZ I CAN.
i5 Gamer: Bruh ur gonna burn through that money in less than a year.

Intel Core i9 

The Core i9 from Intel is one of the fastest processors ever made, It competes with the AMD Ryzen 9. The Core i9 was introduced with the 9th gen Intel Processors with Desktop processor Intel Core i9-9900K and 7th gen with HEDT i9-7980X, Today with the Intel Core i9-13900KS, it is the first CPU to reach 6GHz. Although today's AMD Ryzen 7 7800X3D is way better for gaming, Intel Core i9 is still better at productivity, along with the AMD counterpart Ryzen 9 7900X(3D).
Person 1: Dude, i wanted a PC with an Intel Core i9 13900K and RTX 4090, with 32GB of fast DDR5 RAM.
Person 2: So, are you using it for productivity or gaming?
Person 1: I want to use it for gaming.
Person 2: Well, I do not recommend going for an i9 13900K, get the Ryzen 7 7800X3D, it is actually better then the i9 in terms of gaming performance.
Intel Core i9 by FakloBFDI August 4, 2023

Intel Core i9-9900K 

the Intel Core i9-9900K Processor is a CPU, released on Oct 19th, 2018. It has 8 cores, a base clock speed of 3.6 GHz,
a maximum boost speed of 5.0 GHz, and a Thermal Design Power of 95 W. It is considered a good CPU as of 2025.
My laptop has a Intel Core i9-9900K Processor in it.
Intel Core i9-9900K by ai d February 5, 2025

i9bonsai 

i9bonsai, a funny nigga who makes funny music, funee monkee gif! i9bonsai is goated. 10/10 best music. Who them minions be though? Damn nigga she hot, but she a guy. i9bonsai is someone who would let you fuck and hug whenvr u want.
man, that guy over there is a total i9bonsai. Bet he makes fucking 7 figures nigga.
i9bonsai by turrrrttt March 18, 2021
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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