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I put that on chawls! 

In order to gain trust of strangers and comrades alike . One invokes the name of the beloved leader of the X men. So it is understood that theyre actions will come to fruition and that there words hold absolute truth.

"Akin to swearing on the constitution"
He told me he wasnt giving me that $20 till next week and I swung on em.
and I put that on CHAWLS!!!

I put that shit on everything 

Definition: a profession of absolute honesty from one person to another. It is a variation of the phrase, "I put that shit on everything that I love."

Origin: Unknown. However, the phrase is extremely popular in the Southeastern United States, particularly in Mississippi, Alabama, and Louisana. Since hot sauce (or pepper sauce) is so popular in these states, hot sauce manufacturer, Frank's Red Hot, uses it as their official slogan.

Variations:
"On God"
"On everything"
"Put that on something"
"I put that on my momma/grandmomma"
Me: Bro, I don't know what happened to your wallet.
You: I don't believe you. I think you're lying...
Me: I don't have it, serious. I PUT THAT SHIT ON EVERYTHING!

I'll put that on the backlog 

a friendly way of telling someone to go f*** yourself, typically used in software development requirements negotiation.
TOM: Hey Bob, is it possible for the application to do wiz-bang?

BOB: Everything's possible Tom. I'll put that on the backlog.

I'd put that on my spaghetti 

A phrase or exclaimation normally uttered when one sees an attractive potential mate. A mating call in certain circles.
Damn dat boy is FLY. I'd put that on my spaghetti with some paprika, beeotch.

I gotta put that stuff in Maggie’s eye 

Frequent vocal reminders regarding a task that you need to complete but have not yet
I have to pick up my medicine and oh I gotta put that stuff in Maggie’s eye

I'll Put That In My Notes 

The proper way to respond to pointless internet argument, consisting of insults being thrown around. Usually used to end the conversation.

Person 1: You're so fucking stupid.
Person 2: I'll put that in my notes.
"I'll put that in my notes."