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Contraction for I-Would, usually used by smart-asses or foreigners.
I'ld definitely go to that show if I were you!
i'ld by -jacob April 30, 2006
Words you can keep

M.I.L.D. 

"mother i'd like to date."

a hot mother that is more than just a MILF (mother i'd like to f***).
''dude that woman is a total m.i.l.d.''

"idk man, i think she's just a m.i.l.f."
M.I.L.D. by Duder1234 March 17, 2010

D.I.L.D.O.S. Party 

True snowflakes; "Desperate, intolerant Liberals destroying our society." One's that can't handle being a man and turn to feminism, failing at trying to get laid. Pretty much just a giant, brainwashed libtard.
"wHy iS a rAciSt prEsidenT liEk doNalD TruMp in the ofFiCe? I REFUSE to sErVe anyOne who suPpOrts him!! >:("

me: "bro you're a D.I.L.D.O.S. Party member..."
D.I.L.D.O.S. Party by Tadism October 8, 2019
The Wyoming Institute of Lolcow Documentation (WILD) is a research organization dedicated to the systematic documentation, analysis, and study of "lolcows" — a term used in internet culture to describe individuals who attract attention, often through self-destructive behavior or inflammatory actions, for the entertainment of online communities. WILD's mission is to catalog and archive these individuals’ online activities, interactions, and behaviors, offering both scholarly and satirical commentary on the phenomenon. The institute maintains a comprehensive database, compiles detailed case studies, and produces reports that contribute to the broader understanding of online culture, digital notoriety, and the psychology behind internet fandoms and trolling.
“Is there any place to find a list of Lolcows and information of the term?”

“Yeah, it’s called W.I.L.D., you should go to the wiki!”
W.I.L.D. by Max & George December 1, 2024

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D 

A dope TV show that takes place in the Marvel Cinematic Universe but is primarily neglected by everyone, even the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Initially, it tried to be Law and Order but with superheroes, aliens, and Phil Coulson, but slowly developed its own sense of independence and started having its own unique stories, like dealing with HYDRA, Inhumans, Ghost Rider, and The Matrix.
"Dude, did you see the latest episode of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D? Ward came back, for the third time!"

S.H.I.E.L.D 

A word from the Marvel movies that stand for: Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics Division
A: Hey do you know what S.H.I.E.L.D stand for in Marvel?
B: Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics Division right?
S.H.I.E.L.D by stella da boss February 3, 2022

B I J D A F L D M D G F T 

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”
B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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