i'ld

Contraction for I-Would, usually used by smart-asses or foreigners.

I'ld definitely go to that show if I were you!

by -jacob April 30, 2006

M.I.L.D.

"mother i'd like to date."

a hot mother that is more than just a MILF (mother i'd like to f***).

''dude that woman is a total m.i.l.d.''

"idk man, i think she's just a m.i.l.f."

by Duder1234 March 17, 2010

D.I.L.D.O.S. Party

True snowflakes; "Desperate, intolerant Liberals destroying our society." One's that can't handle being a man and turn to feminism, failing at trying to get laid. Pretty much just a giant, brainwashed libtard.

"wHy iS a rAciSt prEsidenT liEk doNalD TruMp in the ofFiCe? I REFUSE to sErVe anyOne who suPpOrts him!! >:("

me: "bro you're a D.I.L.D.O.S. Party member..."

by Tadism October 8, 2019

W.I.L.D.

The Wyoming Institute of Lolcow Documentation (WILD) is a research organization dedicated to the systematic documentation, analysis, and study of "lolcows" — a term used in internet culture to describe individuals who attract attention, often through self-destructive behavior or inflammatory actions, for the entertainment of online communities. WILD's mission is to catalog and archive these individuals’ online activities, interactions, and behaviors, offering both scholarly and satirical commentary on the phenomenon. The institute maintains a comprehensive database, compiles detailed case studies, and produces reports that contribute to the broader understanding of online culture, digital notoriety, and the psychology behind internet fandoms and trolling.

“Is there any place to find a list of Lolcows and information of the term?”

“Yeah, it’s called W.I.L.D., you should go to the wiki!”

by Max & George December 1, 2024

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D

A dope TV show that takes place in the Marvel Cinematic Universe but is primarily neglected by everyone, even the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Initially, it tried to be Law and Order but with superheroes, aliens, and Phil Coulson, but slowly developed its own sense of independence and started having its own unique stories, like dealing with HYDRA, Inhumans, Ghost Rider, and The Matrix.

"Dude, did you see the latest episode of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D? Ward came back, for the third time!"

by Rogue Byzantine July 2, 2017

S.H.I.E.L.D

A word from the Marvel movies that stand for: Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics Division

A: Hey do you know what S.H.I.E.L.D stand for in Marvel?
B: Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics Division right?

by stella da boss February 3, 2022

B I J D A F L D M D G F T

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”

B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.

by Gregegg Heefflar May 25, 2020