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hyzer paradox
The state in which band students are constantly playing their instruments yet never ready to play their instruments.
Students:
*Honking loud sounds on their instruments with a fiery passion*
Director:
Ok, let's start rehearsing at measure 20.
Students:
I need a reed.
What piece are we playing?
What class is this?
Do you have valve oil?
Are we playing today?
Director:
Oh the Hyzer Paradox.
*Honking loud sounds on their instruments with a fiery passion*
Director:
Ok, let's start rehearsing at measure 20.
Students:
I need a reed.
What piece are we playing?
What class is this?
Do you have valve oil?
Are we playing today?
Director:
Oh the Hyzer Paradox.
hyzer paradox by The Nightfly October 24, 2019
Hazirah
She can be most beautiful thing in your life, she can be everything all at once. The anger, the hate and the jealousy u get from her, some reason gets so attractive. Shes so hot to look at from every perspective, she is like a chocolate fudge brownie with a razor blade inside, treat her well or she will cut you. In other words, eat her properly or u get shanked in the mouth. She needs attention and she needs to be pampered but all will be worth it after you see that smile. That smile is good enough to make u happy for years. And you will never forget that, she is just perfect.
hyzer paradox
The state of being when young musicians are always playing their instrument but when they are starting to play music, they are not ready.
Conductor: students since you have all been playing let’s start playing our first price.
Student: Teacher I need to oil my drum sticks can I go do that ?
Conductor: this is the hyzer paradox
Student: Teacher I need to oil my drum sticks can I go do that ?
Conductor: this is the hyzer paradox
hyzer paradox by KrakenTheJaken October 18, 2019
Hazirah
A girl who looks evil on the outside but inside she has the best personality. This person does not like to show their bright side in public but only during private conversations. On some occasions this person turns on a psychopath look
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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