Hyzir is a smart and handsome guy, a rare breed in the world. He acts really zany which is hilarious all the time, he’s a sweet and gentle guy and I wouldn’t want to loose a guy like that.
by Reaver January 12, 2024
Get the hyzir mug.The state in which band students are constantly playing their instruments yet never ready to play their instruments.
Students:
*Honking loud sounds on their instruments with a fiery passion*
Director:
Ok, let's start rehearsing at measure 20.
Students:
I need a reed.
What piece are we playing?
What class is this?
Do you have valve oil?
Are we playing today?
Director:
Oh the Hyzer Paradox.
*Honking loud sounds on their instruments with a fiery passion*
Director:
Ok, let's start rehearsing at measure 20.
Students:
I need a reed.
What piece are we playing?
What class is this?
Do you have valve oil?
Are we playing today?
Director:
Oh the Hyzer Paradox.
by The Nightfly October 24, 2019
Get the hyzer paradox mug.She can be most beautiful thing in your life, she can be everything all at once. The anger, the hate and the jealousy u get from her, some reason gets so attractive. Shes so hot to look at from every perspective, she is like a chocolate fudge brownie with a razor blade inside, treat her well or she will cut you. In other words, eat her properly or u get shanked in the mouth. She needs attention and she needs to be pampered but all will be worth it after you see that smile. That smile is good enough to make u happy for years. And you will never forget that, she is just perfect.
by DANVANS May 19, 2018
Get the Hazirah mug.The state of being when young musicians are always playing their instrument but when they are starting to play music, they are not ready.
Conductor: students since you have all been playing let’s start playing our first price.
Student: Teacher I need to oil my drum sticks can I go do that ?
Conductor: this is the hyzer paradox
Student: Teacher I need to oil my drum sticks can I go do that ?
Conductor: this is the hyzer paradox
by KrakenTheJaken October 18, 2019
Get the hyzer paradox mug.A girl who looks evil on the outside but inside she has the best personality. This person does not like to show their bright side in public but only during private conversations. On some occasions this person turns on a psychopath look
by H8tor October 26, 2016
Get the Hazirah mug.a smart, peng, intellectual wifey type... knows how to treat a guy but has put up with too much crap in her life to be fully committed or interested in anything other than marriage.
by the.G December 15, 2010
Get the hazira mug.A disc golf and smoke shop located in Grand Rapids, MI. The name Hyzer's comes from the disc golf term Hyzer
My buddies stopped into Hyzers for a new 11-arm perculated ash-catcher and a couple of new and used discs!
by Hans Grueber October 28, 2011
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