hyzer

The tendancy for a golf disc to turn in it's natural direction. (left for a righty backhand, right for a lefty backhand)

Hey man, that dog-leg left is perfect for a natural hyzer shot.

by Ben Budd April 28, 2006

hyzer paradox

The state in which band students are constantly playing their instruments yet never ready to play their instruments.

Students:
*Honking loud sounds on their instruments with a fiery passion*

Director:
Ok, let's start rehearsing at measure 20.

Students:
I need a reed.
What piece are we playing?
What class is this?
Do you have valve oil?
Are we playing today?

Director:
Oh the Hyzer Paradox.

by The Nightfly October 24, 2019

hyzer paradox

The state of being when young musicians are always playing their instrument but when they are starting to play music, they are not ready.

Conductor: students since you have all been playing let’s start playing our first price.
Student: Teacher I need to oil my drum sticks can I go do that ?
Conductor: this is the hyzer paradox

by KrakenTheJaken October 18, 2019

filthy hyzer

A filthy cowgirls fan that chainsaws you from ass to mouth.

You just got a filthy hyzer fool

by hulkster2211133221455 January 14, 2009

Hyper Weapon

Euphemism for penis

My hyper weapon will pierce the heavens! Gahahaha

by Rance-sama July 9, 2014

hyper succ

When you get such a good succ that the air becomes a vacuum that shoots the space creating a little vacuum that explodes then if you're lucky it come back to earth

Did you see that guys dick, he probably got hyper succed

by Palcho January 3, 2017

hyperacusis

an ear condition,in which one has a collapsed tolerance to normal environmental sounds,which normally would not bother a person with normal hearing's ears.certain sounds will cause your ear drums to cringe,and have a spasm which is described as "fluttering" in the ear drum.it can be more severe in some cases than others from what i understand.it is caused by a number of things,such as prolonged exposure to loud noise,prolonged use of certain drugs,such as aspirin,head trauma,and many others.all though there isn't exactly a total cure for it,the ear's tolerance level can be brought up greatly by using pink noise cd's.by doing so it can get alot stronger,and it will be able to tolerate more noise,but it will not make the ear 100% better.

i am 18 years old and already have hyperacusis,mainly cause i did the stupid thing by listening to music on headphones daily,for 8 years,played in a band that practiced significantly loud,and used aspirin for a long period of time,due to the fact that i thought i had a non-existant heart problem.DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES AS ME.

by y2c January 20, 2009