Hyzers

A disc golf and smoke shop located in Grand Rapids, MI. The name Hyzer's comes from the disc golf term Hyzer

My buddies stopped into Hyzers for a new 11-arm perculated ash-catcher and a couple of new and used discs!

by Hans Grueber October 28, 2011

Hypersexuality

When someone has sexual encounters or thoughts more often than normal. Many confuse this with being perverted but the difference is those who are hypersexual find difficulty in not thinking this way. Not having an intentional perverted mindset. People can become hypersexual due to highly depressing or emotionally stunting experiences. They become more "eager" as a distraction and quick high. In the same sense how some go to drugs when they are down. People often try to romanticize this by saying they just have daddy or mommy issues instead of trying to fix it through seeking help.

"Why are you always so horny? It doesn't seem healthy."
"I guess its just my daddy issues showing, lol."
"No, I think you have hypersexuality, you should try to fix that."

by gebryguhunfjnjfbu May 14, 2021

hyzer paradox

The state in which band students are constantly playing their instruments yet never ready to play their instruments.

Students:
*Honking loud sounds on their instruments with a fiery passion*

Director:
Ok, let's start rehearsing at measure 20.

Students:
I need a reed.
What piece are we playing?
What class is this?
Do you have valve oil?
Are we playing today?

Director:
Oh the Hyzer Paradox.

by The Nightfly October 24, 2019

hyzer paradox

The state of being when young musicians are always playing their instrument but when they are starting to play music, they are not ready.

Conductor: students since you have all been playing let’s start playing our first price.
Student: Teacher I need to oil my drum sticks can I go do that ?
Conductor: this is the hyzer paradox

by KrakenTheJaken October 18, 2019

Hypersensitivity

Sensitivity to such an extreme degree that it leads to hypocrisy.

Practicing hypersensitivity, the host of the Columbia comedy show kicked off the comedian for telling a joke about being black and gay. The host just knew that the joke would offend all blacks and gays. However, all of the black and gay people at the show were laughing hysterically at the comedian's joke.

by dhun July 6, 2020

hyperslapped

When you smoke DMT one too many times and the entities decide to humble you. It's the DMT equivalent of a bad trip. Some people say they have PTSD from it.

Man, I smoked too much deems last night and the machine elves hyperslapped me.

by NotAnUndercoverCop August 3, 2018

HyperSilence

A guy who doesn't need to resort to using UrbanDictonary to insult people. Therefore, smarter than most of you. And probably cooler.

Simply reading the above definitions proves how I'm right.

by ladyofshadowfires August 18, 2005