Hazer 

A person that gets everybody's hopes up to bring a team to victory, and near the end of the match, " hazes " the game by committing suicide or by making a major evident mistake.

Dude I got hazed last night, thought I was finally going to get Diamond...
Wow that guys such a Hazer
You down to hazer tonight? Feel like snatching some dreams. - Sure dude!

Hazer by Virtual Dugu December 6, 2016

hazer 

Another name for a druggie or a nonce

Damn Hazer!
"Luk at cho ass dawg cho a hazer, man!"

hazer by Hazer January 21, 2005

hazer 

a blunt of 2 or more grams of haze, not those head ache regz

ADP and Da Goonies stay blazin them hazers.

hazer by Itachi ADP December 24, 2007

Hazer Beatdown 

A horrifying act of physical violence brought on by provoking any or all of the "Hazers", a gang of three professional hitman brothers hailing from northwest Ohio. These beatdowns are usually done to inspire fear and set an example to those who would incite their fury. Often ending in manslaughter, beatdowns are characterized by the use of guns, knives, bludgeons, maces, bags of pennies, bare fists, frozen oranges, used syringes, and wild animals.

Steve: Hey, have you seen Shane lately?

Ross: Yeah he's been in a coma for the last 2 weeks. He pissed off Jake and got a Hazer Beatdown.

Steve: Oh God, I hope someone tells his family.

Hazer Beatdown by HazedAndConfused February 6, 2010

hazer high 

Glenbrook North!!!! What everyone calls this so called school where the girl's powder puff football team hazed eachother and fucked up their school's reputation

HAZER HIGH sucks!! NEW TRIER KICKS ASS!!!!

hazer high by New Trier Bitch January 21, 2005

chap a hazer 

A way to ask if someone wants to smoke a bowl of marijuana.

"Hey, you want to chap a hazer?"
"Let's chap some hazers, bro!"

chap a hazer by Meow chicka meow meow November 8, 2011

Hamer 

A not-quite-believable fake news story, written with the intent to generate views. (AKA clickbait) Usually created from wannabe news organizations, whose journalists may or may not have served jail time.

Wow! That story I read about how to make $10,000/month from repeatedly filing civil lawsuits was sure a Hamer!

Hamer by All.Things January 8, 2021