hazer

Another name for a druggie or a nonce

Damn Hazer!
"Luk at cho ass dawg cho a hazer, man!"

by Hazer January 22, 2005

hazer

a blunt of 2 or more grams of haze, not those head ache regz

ADP and Da Goonies stay blazin them hazers.

by Itachi ADP November 22, 2007

Hazer

A person that gets everybody's hopes up to bring a team to victory, and near the end of the match, " hazes " the game by committing suicide or by making a major evident mistake.

Dude I got hazed last night, thought I was finally going to get Diamond...
Wow that guys such a Hazer
You down to hazer tonight? Feel like snatching some dreams. - Sure dude!

by Virtual Dugu December 07, 2016

Hazers

Semi-truck hips that turn heads!

That girl I'm dating has some huge hazers, I don't even know what to do with them!

by KTAH February 27, 2008

Hazer Beatdown

A horrifying act of physical violence brought on by provoking any or all of the "Hazers", a gang of three professional hitman brothers hailing from northwest Ohio. These beatdowns are usually done to inspire fear and set an example to those who would incite their fury. Often ending in manslaughter, beatdowns are characterized by the use of guns, knives, bludgeons, maces, bags of pennies, bare fists, frozen oranges, used syringes, and wild animals.

Steve: Hey, have you seen Shane lately?

Ross: Yeah he's been in a coma for the last 2 weeks. He pissed off Jake and got a Hazer Beatdown.

Steve: Oh God, I hope someone tells his family.

by HazedAndConfused February 06, 2010

chap a hazer

A way to ask if someone wants to smoke a bowl of marijuana.

"Hey, you want to chap a hazer?"
"Let's chap some hazers, bro!"

by Meow chicka meow meow November 08, 2011

hazer high

Glenbrook North!!!! What everyone calls this so called school where the girl's powder puff football team hazed eachother and fucked up their school's reputation

HAZER HIGH sucks!! NEW TRIER KICKS ASS!!!!

by New Trier Bitch January 21, 2005