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Hyprocrite 

Someone who blatantly talks badly about people, but once something bad happens, they act as though they were the best of friends when people are around.
Marissa always spoke badly about Jessica, until Jessica got sick. Marissa is such a hyprocrite for acting like she liked her. Marissa is an attention whore who is as fake as fake can be.
Hyprocrite by Barelyorange March 6, 2011
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Hyprocrite 

A deep yet slight alteration of the word of its misspelling . “Pro” is inserted into the beginning used to infer an individual(s) as being a professionalHypocrite” .
“ John is always saying he’ll be this by this date, the next time you see him he’s doing something to contradict what he said . He’s not a “Hypocrite” ! He’s a “HYPROCRITE”
Hyprocrite by Tonybasquiat July 5, 2025

hip-hopocrite 

A non-Brown/Black person who embraces the Hip-Hop lifestyle and culture, listens to nothing but Hip-Hop and speaks as such, however, is completely grossed out by the thought of dating or engaging in sexual relations with a Brown/Black person.
Meagan: Yo, Beck-dawg, I can't wait for da 50 Cent concert dis weekend!

Becky: I know right! Maybe we can sneak backstage and do a lil a little sompin' sompin' wit him!

Meagan: Eww, gross! A Black guy? You're so ratchet!

Becky Ohhhhh, I see. You're a hip-hopocrite.

Meagan: What? I'd totally bang Eminem or The Kottonmouth Kings

Becky: (heavy sigh)
hip-hopocrite by Raixor August 15, 2014

hypocrite generation 

The baby boomers in a nutshell. That's all that there is to them. They accuse millennials and Generation X of being narcissists when, in reality, they are the biggest ones. They call millennials and Generation X entitled, yet the numbers show that boomers mooch off Welfare and other poverty and unemployment programs more than ANY other generation of adults. Oh yeah, and who's working to PAY FOR THEIR SOCIAL SECURITY that keeps them alive and ABLE to bitch about those "entitled Generation X and millennial children"?

They also use the term "millennial" to describe anyone who looks younger and healthier than them.

They have a serious disconnect from reality, as shown by how EVERY generation alive today, include the SILENTS BEFORE THEM, consider them entitled and bratty, yet boomers swear that they're the best.

When asked about their status, they dismiss anyone younger than themselves ("millennials") as entitled and with some cliche that can fit in a bumper sticker. Of course, when Silent Generation people tear them a new one, then "they're just getting confused with their old age." Nothing is EVER a boomer's fault in these narcissists' eyes. Also depend on those "entitled" millennials and Generation X to fund their Social Security checks. Are also statistically the BIGGEST leeches of Welfare/food stamps/Medicaid/unemployment benefits and other such poverty assisting programs. They'll never admit it though.
“The Baby Boomers: whiny, narcissistic, self-indulgent people with a simple philosophy: “Gimme that! It’s mine!” These people were given everything, everything was handed to them, and they took it all, sold it all; sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll, and they stayed loaded for twenty years and had a free ride. But now they’re staring down the barrel of middle-age burnout, and they don’t like it. They don’t like it, so they’ve become self-righteous, and they wanna make things hard for young people. They tell em abstain from sex, say no to drugs. As for rock ‘n’ roll, they sold that for television commercials a long time ago so they can buy pasta machines and StairMasters and soybean futures. You know something? They’re cold, bloodless people. It’s in their slogans, it’s in their rhetoric: “No pain, no gain,” “Just do it,” “Life is short, play hard,” “Shit happens, deal with it,” “Get a life.” These people went from “Do your own thing” to “Just say no!” They went from “Love is all you need” to “Whoever winds up with the most toys, wins”, and they went from cocaine to Rogaine.”

George Carlin – 1996

It's nice to hear someone born BEFORE the hypocrite generation fuckers tell them the truth.

Hypocrite 

Someone who tells people to not do things they themselves do. Worse are those who insult people for doing the same things the do.
Kristin is such a stupid hypocrite. That dumb bitch goes on MeetMe to insult every guy on there for being on there. Just a immature hypocritical MeetMe girl.
Hypocrite by ChucksisTuguy April 18, 2017

Hypocrite 

somebody who pretends to have admirable principles, beliefs, or feelings but behaves otherwise
Hypocrite: A three hundred + pound man who has a "NO FAT CHICKS" bumper sticker on the back of his 1987 Honda Civic Hatch Back.
Hypocrite by singledimension October 16, 2009

Hypocrite Duggar 

When a person condemns incest but allows it to occur within their household, family, or close circle of friends.
Jim Bob Duggar is a Hypocrite Duggar since he once said incest should be punishable by death while he knew his son was guilty of incest.
Hypocrite Duggar by Josaurus May 29, 2015
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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