hypoxicrite 

Someone whose blood-oxygen levels are dangerously low due to all of his hollering, wheezing, snorting, and otherwise hyperventilating at others about their supposed faults/shortcomings, when he himself either does the very same (or far worse) things.

Gerald Strickland was a prime example of a hypoxicrite --- he loudly reprimanded anyone who either drank or didn't perform up to his standards ("Slacker!"), yet he himself was a closet-alcoholic and didn't even take proper steps to ensure the safety of the students under his supervision.

hypoxicrite by QuacksO June 15, 2019

hypocrite generation 

The baby boomers in a nutshell. That's all that there is to them. They accuse millennials and Generation X of being narcissists when, in reality, they are the biggest ones. They call millennials and Generation X entitled, yet the numbers show that boomers mooch off Welfare and other poverty and unemployment programs more than ANY other generation of adults. Oh yeah, and who's working to PAY FOR THEIR SOCIAL SECURITY that keeps them alive and ABLE to bitch about those "entitled Generation X and millennial children"?

They also use the term "millennial" to describe anyone who looks younger and healthier than them.

They have a serious disconnect from reality, as shown by how EVERY generation alive today, include the SILENTS BEFORE THEM, consider them entitled and bratty, yet boomers swear that they're the best.

When asked about their status, they dismiss anyone younger than themselves ("millennials") as entitled and with some cliche that can fit in a bumper sticker. Of course, when Silent Generation people tear them a new one, then "they're just getting confused with their old age." Nothing is EVER a boomer's fault in these narcissists' eyes. Also depend on those "entitled" millennials and Generation X to fund their Social Security checks. Are also statistically the BIGGEST leeches of Welfare/food stamps/Medicaid/unemployment benefits and other such poverty assisting programs. They'll never admit it though.

“The Baby Boomers: whiny, narcissistic, self-indulgent people with a simple philosophy: “Gimme that! It’s mine!” These people were given everything, everything was handed to them, and they took it all, sold it all; sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll, and they stayed loaded for twenty years and had a free ride. But now they’re staring down the barrel of middle-age burnout, and they don’t like it. They don’t like it, so they’ve become self-righteous, and they wanna make things hard for young people. They tell em abstain from sex, say no to drugs. As for rock ‘n’ roll, they sold that for television commercials a long time ago so they can buy pasta machines and StairMasters and soybean futures. You know something? They’re cold, bloodless people. It’s in their slogans, it’s in their rhetoric: “No pain, no gain,” “Just do it,” “Life is short, play hard,” “Shit happens, deal with it,” “Get a life.” These people went from “Do your own thing” to “Just say no!” They went from “Love is all you need” to “Whoever winds up with the most toys, wins”, and they went from cocaine to Rogaine.”

George Carlin – 1996

It's nice to hear someone born BEFORE the hypocrite generation fuckers tell them the truth.

hypocrite generation by SomewhatOfALibertarian January 6, 2017

Hypocrite 

Someone who tells people to not do things they themselves do. Worse are those who insult people for doing the same things the do.

Kristin is such a stupid hypocrite. That dumb bitch goes on MeetMe to insult every guy on there for being on there. Just a immature hypocritical MeetMe girl.

Hypocrite by ChucksisTuguy April 18, 2017

Hypocrite 

somebody who pretends to have admirable principles, beliefs, or feelings but behaves otherwise

Hypocrite: A three hundred + pound man who has a "NO FAT CHICKS" bumper sticker on the back of his 1987 Honda Civic Hatch Back.

Hypocrite by singledimension October 16, 2009

Hypocrite Duggar 

When a person condemns incest but allows it to occur within their household, family, or close circle of friends.

Jim Bob Duggar is a Hypocrite Duggar since he once said incest should be punishable by death while he knew his son was guilty of incest.

Hypocrite Duggar by Josaurus May 29, 2015

Hypocrite 

1. A person who expects the rest of the world to live up to her standards but doesn't feel obliged to do the same.

2. A person who condems others actions then turns around and conducts herself in the same manner.

Ex. I can't believe Cassie would be so unfeeling that she would go after Meagan's ex right after they broke up.

But Kelley, you just started dating your boyfriend the same day he broke up with his girlfriend, and a week after you had just slept with yours.

Oh that's different..

No its not , your a hypocrite !!!

Hypocrite by Earthmama August 15, 2010

hypocrite burger 

A veggie burger with bacon.

VegetarianDude1: "Can I get a veggie burger with bacon?"
Dude2: "I'll have a hypocrite burger too"

hypocrite burger by MutleyTheMutt November 1, 2012