Hypochondriacs

Something on the rise as the media convinces people that if you cough, then you have covid.

Shopper with hay fever: Coughs*

Public: Stares at the shopper

Shopper with hay fever: What are y'all looking at? I have hay fever you bunch of hypochondriacs.

by UltimateDoge July 24, 2021

Hypochondriac

Hypochondriac refers to the person suffering from Hypochondria. This is often not understood and can be refereed to as 'someone who moans a lot about everything that is wrong with them.' it can also be assumed that it is someone who is always ill. A Hypochondriac is actually someone with a phobia of being ill. They are often terrified that they or a loved one will develop and thus die from a serious condition. It can be dealt with using Cognitive Behavior Therapy etc. Many people with the condition recover fully if they receive appropriate counseling. If you think you know someone who is a hypochondriac deal with the situation sympathetically, it can be just as bad as a fear of drowning. Try to encourage the person to seek help from a therapist to help them deal with their fears.

Hypochondriac refers to the person who has the phobia Hypochondria. It is a fear, just like the fear of spiders or drowning.

by misstash007 March 19, 2015

Hypochondriac

Somebody who always thinks there's something wrong with them physically and they always think they're ill or are in danger of becoming ill.

"*cough cough* Dude I think I'm dying..."

"Shut up you freakin' hypochondriac, you just have a cold"

by CrystalForsen October 14, 2005

hypochondria

the belief of illness when none is present. not being sick, but being uncool. you are not ill if you have hypochondria

lil wayne has hypochondria

by j-rob mad fresh May 16, 2010

hypochondria

1) A disease where a person thinks he or she has a major problem with their body that could put them in critical condition or even kill them.

2) An illness when people are scared something is wrong with them; 1 of 5 people suffer from it in the United States.

Katie had hypochondria so she was always scared that she had a major problem with her body.

by special a <3 May 8, 2008

Hypochondria

Hypochondria This is a phobia. Often misunderstood, hypochondria is the fear of having a serious illness. People with hypochondria have a genuine phobia that they or someone they love will die of some disease or another. It is not a psychosomatic condition. Nor is the person always 'sick' as seems to be the common misconception of this very devastating fear.

Hypochondria is when you have a cold you might think you have something much worse that could kill you.

by misstash007 March 19, 2015

hypochondriac

a hypochondriac is someone who honestly thinks they need freakin' medical attention for every cough, sniffle, or itch they have. this person will not fail to annoy the living crap out of you, about how positive they are that death is knocking at their door.

"my eye itches. im positive i have acute miloid lukemia and lung cancer."

"your such a freakin' hypochondriac dude."

by kittie kat May 9, 2006