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hypochondriacademic 

Derived from Hypochondriac - someone who thinks they are ill without reason or sympton.

1. A person with hypochondriacademics; an excessive preoccupation with one's grades, usually focusing on some particular and irrelevant reason, which they think will cause them to fail.

2. excessive worry or talk about one's grades, for no good reason.

3. Someone who tells everyone that they are going to fail, lying about how much work they've done. In reality, they've never done badly on an exam or assignment, and they never do.
"She said she flunked the class, but got the best grade, such a fucking hypochondriacademic"

"What a loser. He sent a hundred snapchats about how screwed he was for exams and he got top of the class. fucking drama queen"
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hypochondriacademic 

Derived from Hypochondriac - someone who thinks they are ill without reason or sympton.

1. A person with hypochondriacademics; an excessive preoccupation with one's grades, usually focusing on some particular and irrelevant reason, which they think will cause them to fail.

2. excessive worry or talk about one's grades, for no good reason.

3. Someone who tells everyone that they are going to fail, lying about how much work they've done. In reality, they've never done badly on an exam or assignment, and they never do.
"She said she flunked the class, but got the best grade, such a fucking hypochondriacademic"

"What a loser. He sent a hundred snapchats about how screwed he was for exams and he got top of the class. fucking drama queen"
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