Hypochondriasis 

The one and only disease a hypochondriac DOESN'T think they have.

Me: Ugh man I have a headache... I think I might have an aneurysm that's about to burst! Or maybe brain cancer!
Friend: All that is very unlikely, but what you do have is hypochondriasis.
Me: NO, I'M TELLING YOU, I HAVE ALL THE SYMPTOMS OF AN ANEURYSM, AND MOST OF THE SYMPTOMS OF BRAIN CANCER!!

Hypochondriasis by Lefty Power 123 May 21, 2021

Hypochondriamialga

A person who complains about eveything wrong with them, when NOTHING is wrong with them at all!

My body aches everywhere. I can feel my hair grow. I can feel my toe nails grow. I'm always in so much pain. My Hypochondriamialga is acting up.

Hypochondriamialga by Ally Mcdeal December 19, 2008

Hypochondriacs 

Something on the rise as the media convinces people that if you cough, then you have covid.

Shopper with hay fever: Coughs*

Public: Stares at the shopper

Shopper with hay fever: What are y'all looking at? I have hay fever you bunch of hypochondriacs.

Hypochondriacs by UltimateDoge July 24, 2021

hypochondriacts 

hypochondriacts are people that contantly think they are sick or mentaly ill when there not

guy1:she claims to be mentaly ill but i checked her out and shes fine
guy2:ah just load that fucker up with placebo
guy1:gotta love them hypochondriacts

hypochondriacts by deityman September 29, 2006