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hypertasking 

The simultaneous execution of an exceedingly large number of tasks. An otherwise unmanageable number of tasks that can be accomplished with an extreme level of concentration. aka taking multi-tasking to the Nth degree.
example: Look at him go! That MoFo is hypertasking like a Cray Supercomputer.

example: If going to school full time requires multitasking then going to school full time, working full time, and taking care of the family damn sure requires hypertasking.
Word of the Day on September 6, 2006

hypertask 

n. the performance by an individual of being able to execute more than one task at the same time. When a person is processing multiple business functions and using multiple tools of communication all at once.
In today's business environment we can no longer just multitask... we must hypertask!
hypertask by saviles January 12, 2009

Hypertarded 

1. Defining someone who speaks quickly and is borderline retarded.

2. One who speaks quickly to try to hide their lack of intelligence, comprehension or ability to think.

3. Bullshit baffles brains.
While watching the interview of 'Pretty Ricky' the term Hypertarded came to mind of the viewers.
Hypertarded by Matt Hadder February 20, 2007

Hyperability 

When you have an ability that is slightly better than a regular ability
Sydney's Hyperability is to hold her breath for a minute and a half underwater while Ben can only do it for a minute
Hyperability by OHJ February 1, 2015

hypertibasia 

is the reaction the anus has after years of anal sex. It just fell out one day and then stayed, like a permanent pink sock.
I was watching a porno and it was clear she suffered from hypertibasia.
hypertibasia by Miss chokesondick February 12, 2008

hypertarianism 

Consequentialism so formalized (concatenated) that it demonstrates the individual self to be a form of fiction by its extreme employment of deontology.

Successor to propertarianism.
Propertarianism advances individual agency by formalizing consequentialism in terms of deontology.

Hypertarianism argues that a co-imperative conflation (concatenation) of consequentialism and deontology demonstrates the self to be false.
hypertarianism by tomorrowtomorrow December 25, 2018