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hypertasking 

The simultaneous execution of an exceedingly large number of tasks. An otherwise unmanageable number of tasks that can be accomplished with an extreme level of concentration. aka taking multi-tasking to the Nth degree.
example: Look at him go! That MoFo is hypertasking like a Cray Supercomputer.

example: If going to school full time requires multitasking then going to school full time, working full time, and taking care of the family damn sure requires hypertasking.
Word of the Day on September 6, 2006

hypertask 

n. the performance by an individual of being able to execute more than one task at the same time. When a person is processing multiple business functions and using multiple tools of communication all at once.
In today's business environment we can no longer just multitask... we must hypertask!
hypertask by saviles January 12, 2009

Hypertarded 

1. Defining someone who speaks quickly and is borderline retarded.

2. One who speaks quickly to try to hide their lack of intelligence, comprehension or ability to think.

3. Bullshit baffles brains.
While watching the interview of 'Pretty Ricky' the term Hypertarded came to mind of the viewers.
Hypertarded by Matt Hadder February 20, 2007

Hyperability 

When you have an ability that is slightly better than a regular ability
Sydney's Hyperability is to hold her breath for a minute and a half underwater while Ben can only do it for a minute
Hyperability by OHJ February 1, 2015

hypertibasia 

is the reaction the anus has after years of anal sex. It just fell out one day and then stayed, like a permanent pink sock.
I was watching a porno and it was clear she suffered from hypertibasia.
hypertibasia by Miss chokesondick February 12, 2008

hypertarianism 

Consequentialism so formalized (concatenated) that it demonstrates the individual self to be a form of fiction by its extreme employment of deontology.

Successor to propertarianism.
Propertarianism advances individual agency by formalizing consequentialism in terms of deontology.

Hypertarianism argues that a co-imperative conflation (concatenation) of consequentialism and deontology demonstrates the self to be false.
hypertarianism by tomorrowtomorrow December 25, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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