Hypertarded 

1. Defining someone who speaks quickly and is borderline retarded.

2. One who speaks quickly to try to hide their lack of intelligence, comprehension or ability to think.

3. Bullshit baffles brains.

While watching the interview of 'Pretty Ricky' the term Hypertarded came to mind of the viewers.

Hypertarded by Matt Hadder February 20, 2007

Hypertired 

When a person is so tired, they become hyper.

Shit, did you see Johnny the other night? He was so hypertired, he did a backflip over a truck, then fell asleep on the pavement!

Hypertired by donkeypunch99 May 1, 2009