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hoverability

the degree to which one can successfully hover their asscheeks over and take a crap on top of the, by now, absolutely disgusting pile of shit that builds up in most port-a-potties on the closing days of a music festival or other widely attended event. not having your asscheeks touch the seat is a key concept of hoverability.
"good god, that port-a-john is disgusting. how the hell did you use that thing?"

"i've got good hoverability, bro."
hoverability by polecat13 June 28, 2009

hyperbility

The Ability To Be Hyper ; Hyperactive

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hi-per-bil-a-tee
ok one day your havin funn and yer mommy or who ever comes over to you and says its time to go then you can say your messin up my hyperbility
hyperbility by DarkBooty101 July 27, 2007

Hypermobility 

It basically when you body is to bendy so some times you can walk properly. It’s very painful for some people. I’m gay 😂
I just fell over because I have Hypermobility.

hypermobility 

Hypermobility is when your joints are much more flexible and have a greater range of mobility. I have hypermoblity. Some effects of hypermobility is,

1) basically being double jointed everywhere

2) if it’s severe, it can cause you to feel pain when you do exercise.

3) you can put your body in the most weirdest of shapes, and are super flexible. (Can do 180 splits np)
“Hey, do you think you have hypermobility?”
“Tf is that”
“It’s like when your joints are all weird. Your like super flexible and can do crazy shit
“Eh maybe”

Hyprobility

“The probability of one’s capacity level to be hyped up to.”

Hyprobility measures how likely (or capable) someone is of getting hyped up or excited, and perhaps how high that hype can go.

In simpler terms:

• It’s like a personal hype potential.
Everyone has their own hyprobility level — some people get easily excited (high hyprobility), others are harder to energise (low hyprobility).
Ricky is characterised with a hyprobility of 10 for pouring boiling tea on his crotch area in a quiet dinner setting by means of a simple look from Lydia.
Hyprobility by Tomonoura San November 4, 2025