the degree to which one can successfully hover their asscheeks over and take a crap on top of the, by now, absolutelydisgusting pile of shit that builds up in most port-a-potties on the closing days of a music festival or other widely attended event. not having your asscheeks touch the seat is a key concept of hoverability.
2) if it’s severe, it can cause you to feel pain when you do exercise.
3) you can put your body in the most weirdest of shapes, and are super flexible. (Can do 180 splits np)
“Hey, do you think you have hypermobility?”
“Tf is that”
“It’s like when your joints are all weird. Your like super flexible and can do crazy shit”
“Eh maybe”
“The probability of one’s capacity level to be hyped up to.”
Hyprobility measures how likely (or capable) someone is of getting hyped up or excited, and perhaps how high that hype can go.
In simpler terms:
• It’s like a personal hype potential.
• Everyone has their own hyprobility level — some people get easily excited (high hyprobility), others are harder to energise (low hyprobility).
Ricky is characterised with a hyprobility of 10 for pouringboiling tea on his crotch area in a quiet dinner setting by means of a simple look from Lydia.