the degree to which one can successfully hover their asscheeks over and take a crap on top of the, by now, absolutely disgusting pile of shit that builds up in most port-a-potties on the closing days of a music festival or other widely attended event. not having your asscheeks touch the seat is a key concept of hoverability.
"good god, that port-a-john is disgusting. how the hell did you use that thing?"
Hypermobility is when your joints are much more flexible and have a greater range of mobility. I have hypermoblity. Some effects of hypermobility is,
1) basically being double jointed everywhere
2) if it’s severe, it can cause you to feel pain when you do exercise.
3) you can put your body in the most weirdest of shapes, and are super flexible. (Can do 180 splits np)
“Hey, do you think you have hypermobility?”
“Tf is that”
“It’s like when your joints are all weird. Your like super flexible and can do crazy shit”
“Eh maybe”
“The probability of one’s capacity level to be hyped up to.”
Hyprobility measures how likely (or capable) someone is of getting hyped up or excited, and perhaps how high that hype can go.
In simpler terms:
• It’s like a personal hype potential.
• Everyone has their own hyprobility level — some people get easily excited (high hyprobility), others are harder to energise (low hyprobility).
Ricky is characterised with a hyprobility of 10 for pouring boiling tea on his crotch area in a quiet dinner setting by means of a simple look from Lydia.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.