hymnorrhoids

The pain-in-the-a** soreness that you get "back there" from sitting on a hard wooden choir-seat.

I don't know how all the other church-singers can stand to rest their butts for so long on those "God-awful" lacquered-oak pew-benches without complaining --- I get a major case of hymnorrhoids inside five minutes!!

by QuacksO January 27, 2019