11 definitions by SpaghettiLover609

Mette Mink is the danish dick.tator. She uses Mink to make skin coats and she loves skinning season. But then she wanted too much and she killed all the Mink to get a huge coat because winter is cumming
Guy 1: I love Mink
Mette Mink: Me too
> Mette kills all Mink
Guy 1: Im sad now and porer now
by SpaghettiLover609 March 7, 2023
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A pickup line made from the gods.

You can put it on a mug and every woman that sees it immediately falls in love with you.
Guy: I have serious hemorrhoids!
Girl: Ew!
Guy: :(
GIrl: Im just kidding its so hot
by SpaghettiLover609 December 16, 2022
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Guten heute leute. Hiers skib Skanderborg nach die danische grænse
by SpaghettiLover609 March 7, 2023
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Its a horrifying number. Its disgusting. Its awfull. Its grisly. Its grotesque. Its the last thing you want in your burger king wobber
Number 16. The last thing you want in your burger king wobber, is someone elses foot fungus.
by SpaghettiLover609 March 6, 2023
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Its yellow and blue. Some like it and some dont (Russia). Its full of holes. Its...... Swiss cheese
Not Russia: I love the yellow and blue holed thing
Russia: I hate it. Lets bomb them
Not Russia: Wait. We are talking about swiss cheese right?
Russia: No you opvaskemaskine im talking about Ukraine
by SpaghettiLover609 March 6, 2023
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Ive heard legends of the forend land of Brain damage ohh sorry i mean Rust.
I wise guy once told me. "Welcome to Rust. Today we are playing with Penis man and Willcum"
His name. Was Boopink.
>Spawns in
Boopink: "Ahh. Welcome to Rust"
>Boopink gets headshot with AK

>Boopink Respawns
Boopink: "Ahh. Welcome to Ru..."
>A russian kid comes screaming by Boopink.
Boopink: "You motherfucker"
by SpaghettiLover609 March 6, 2023
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The first thing you write to a girl on Tinder.
Its a mythical pickup line.
Girl: Hey ;)
Boy: Anal?
Girl: Im a guy
Boy: Jackpot!
by SpaghettiLover609 December 16, 2022
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