11 definitions by SpaghettiLover609

Dark and Darker

Not to be confused with White and Whiter which was Michael Jacksons desease.
Dark and Darker is a masterpiece. It may have gotten into some legal trouble, but thats alright.
They are actually evil because they make playtests and then they close them for no reason. Leaving MILLIONS to suffer the depression of not being able to play this game.

Guy: walks to his doctor
Guy: "Doctor. Lately ive been feeling very depressed. I cant help it"
Doctor: "Did something happen recently?"
Guy: "Well my dog died and my wife left me, but the sad part is that they ended the Dark and Darker playtest"
Doctor: "What MONSTERS. Now im depressed!"

by SpaghettiLover609 March 6, 2023

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I have serious hemorrhoids!

A pickup line made from the gods.

You can put it on a mug and every woman that sees it immediately falls in love with you.

Guy: I have serious hemorrhoids!
Girl: Ew!
Guy: :(
GIrl: Im just kidding its so hot

by SpaghettiLover609 December 16, 2022

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Ukraine

Its yellow and blue. Some like it and some dont (Russia). Its full of holes. Its...... Swiss cheese

Not Russia: I love the yellow and blue holed thing
Russia: I hate it. Lets bomb them
Not Russia: Wait. We are talking about swiss cheese right?
Russia: No you opvaskemaskine im talking about Ukraine

by SpaghettiLover609 March 6, 2023

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Mette Mink

Mette Mink is the danish dick.tator. She uses Mink to make skin coats and she loves skinning season. But then she wanted too much and she killed all the Mink to get a huge coat because winter is cumming

Guy 1: I love Mink
Mette Mink: Me too
> Mette kills all Mink
Guy 1: Im sad now and porer now

by SpaghettiLover609 March 7, 2023

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