Number 16

Its a horrifying number. Its disgusting. Its awfull. Its grisly. Its grotesque. Its the last thing you want in your burger king wobber

Number 16. The last thing you want in your burger king wobber, is someone elses foot fungus.

by SpaghettiLover609 March 06, 2023

Anal?

The first thing you write to a girl on Tinder.
Its a mythical pickup line.

Girl: Hey ;)
Boy: Anal?
Girl: Im a guy
Boy: Jackpot!

by SpaghettiLover609 December 16, 2022

Welcome to Rust

Ive heard legends of the forend land of Brain damage ohh sorry i mean Rust.
I wise guy once told me. "Welcome to Rust. Today we are playing with Penis man and Willcum"
His name. Was Boopink.

>Spawns in
Boopink: "Ahh. Welcome to Rust"
>Boopink gets headshot with AK

>Boopink Respawns
Boopink: "Ahh. Welcome to Ru..."
>A russian kid comes screaming by Boopink.
Boopink: "You motherfucker"

by SpaghettiLover609 March 06, 2023

Mette Mink

Mette Mink is the danish dick.tator. She uses Mink to make skin coats and she loves skinning season. But then she wanted too much and she killed all the Mink to get a huge coat because winter is cumming

Guy 1: I love Mink
Mette Mink: Me too
> Mette kills all Mink
Guy 1: Im sad now and porer now

by SpaghettiLover609 March 07, 2023

Rust

Its a safe place were russian kids can walk around and scream, pedos can meet their dream kid and player WILL get brain damage

Yeah i play rust, how could you te

by SpaghettiLover609 March 06, 2023

I have serious hemorrhoids!

A pickup line made from the gods.

You can put it on a mug and every woman that sees it immediately falls in love with you.

Guy: I have serious hemorrhoids!
Girl: Ew!
Guy: :(
GIrl: Im just kidding its so hot

by SpaghettiLover609 December 16, 2022

YOU MOTHERFUCKER

The thing you say to russian brats. Make sure to also fight him in the ring. ALONE

Cool man: "Hello mr. Putin. I am an ordinary man from DENMARK. I will fight you to the DEATH. YOU MOTHERFUCKER. I will meet you in the ring. ALONE"

by SpaghettiLover609 March 06, 2023