SpaghettiLover609's definitions

Guten heute leute

Its the danish national anthem.

Guten heute leute. Hiers skib Skanderborg nach die danische grænse

by SpaghettiLover609 March 7, 2023

Opvaskemaskine

A nice danish word to call you're wife/girlfriend when you really love her.

Du er min opvaskemaskine og kom igang med at vaske op

by SpaghettiLover609 August 16, 2022

Anal?

The first thing you write to a girl on Tinder.
Its a mythical pickup line.

Girl: Hey ;)
Boy: Anal?
Girl: Im a guy
Boy: Jackpot!

by SpaghettiLover609 December 16, 2022

Dark and Darker

Not to be confused with White and Whiter which was Michael Jacksons desease.
Dark and Darker is a masterpiece. It may have gotten into some legal trouble, but thats alright.
They are actually evil because they make playtests and then they close them for no reason. Leaving MILLIONS to suffer the depression of not being able to play this game.

Guy: walks to his doctor
Guy: "Doctor. Lately ive been feeling very depressed. I cant help it"
Doctor: "Did something happen recently?"
Guy: "Well my dog died and my wife left me, but the sad part is that they ended the Dark and Darker playtest"
Doctor: "What MONSTERS. Now im depressed!"

by SpaghettiLover609 March 6, 2023

YOU MOTHERFUCKER

The thing you say to russian brats. Make sure to also fight him in the ring. ALONE

Cool man: "Hello mr. Putin. I am an ordinary man from DENMARK. I will fight you to the DEATH. YOU MOTHERFUCKER. I will meet you in the ring. ALONE"

by SpaghettiLover609 March 6, 2023

Ukraine

Its yellow and blue. Some like it and some dont (Russia). Its full of holes. Its...... Swiss cheese

Not Russia: I love the yellow and blue holed thing
Russia: I hate it. Lets bomb them
Not Russia: Wait. We are talking about swiss cheese right?
Russia: No you opvaskemaskine im talking about Ukraine

by SpaghettiLover609 March 6, 2023

Welcome to Rust

Ive heard legends of the forend land of Brain damage ohh sorry i mean Rust.
I wise guy once told me. "Welcome to Rust. Today we are playing with Penis man and Willcum"
His name. Was Boopink.

>Spawns in
Boopink: "Ahh. Welcome to Rust"
>Boopink gets headshot with AK

>Boopink Respawns
Boopink: "Ahh. Welcome to Ru..."
>A russian kid comes screaming by Boopink.
Boopink: "You motherfucker"

by SpaghettiLover609 March 6, 2023