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Dental Hygienist
The Hot Girls at the Dentist Office who clean your teeth and tell you to brush more often. They accidentally brush their breasts against you and use the suction too.
A dental hygienist is the cute blonde who cleans your teeth every 6 mos. that you secretely have a crush on.
Dental Hygienist by Casey X. March 17, 2009
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The Oral Hygienist
Otherwise known as "the dentist" or "the dental hygienist", the oral hygienist is the lost art of giving two guys head at the same time, in the sense that the multiple penises represent the dental tools.
Guy 1: dude i totally had a three way last night with this random dude and this chick
Guy 2: oh nice... i think... you didn't cross swords did you?
Guy 1: Are you kidding me, we gave her the oral hygienist, she totally got the fluoride treatment.
Guy 2: nice.
Guy 2: oh nice... i think... you didn't cross swords did you?
Guy 1: Are you kidding me, we gave her the oral hygienist, she totally got the fluoride treatment.
Guy 2: nice.
The Oral Hygienist by squantooo March 26, 2009
Dental Hygienist
The boy you can't wait to get in your mouth! With his hot instruments!
If you wanna see him every 3 months, Stop flossing!
If you wanna see him every 3 months, Stop flossing!
Dental Hygienist by Male RDH February 4, 2010
Underwater Hygienist
Fred - "Hey Sarah, sorry my wife can't talk on the phone right now. She's busy with her new job as a Underwater Hygienist."
Sarah - "I thought she was staying home raising the new baby?"
Fred - "She is. She's giving the baby a bath right now"
Sarah - " you're an ass, haha"
Sarah - "I thought she was staying home raising the new baby?"
Fred - "She is. She's giving the baby a bath right now"
Sarah - " you're an ass, haha"
Underwater Hygienist by Mr.Ection December 12, 2022
Penis Hygienist
Girl A: So did he want the anal you offered him?
Girl B: No, he said it would take forever to clean it.
Girl A: Jesus, He's such a penis hygienist!
Girl B: No, he said it would take forever to clean it.
Girl A: Jesus, He's such a penis hygienist!
Penis Hygienist by Onemanarmy675 November 5, 2011
Dental hygienist
The person who goes to get a Moroccan, under age, without any ID, allegedly Egypt's President Hosni Mubarak's niece, arrested on a charge of theft from the Police Station at 3 am and after calls the Italian prime minister
Berlusconi told police he was dispatching a colleague to take temporary custody of Ruby Rubacuori (Karima Keyek) should she be released. He sent Nicole Minetti, a half-English TV showgirl turned dental hygienist who reportedly caught Berlusconi's eye when she treated his teeth and was made a regional councillor for his Freedom People party in March.
Dental hygienist by ofthewind November 3, 2010
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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