hygienist 

Person who people pay £100 an hour to clean their teeth because they're too lazy to floss

I paid the hygienist £100 because I couldn't be bothered to floss

hygienist by Sartorigd November 16, 2015

Dental Hygienist

The Hot Girls at the Dentist Office who clean your teeth and tell you to brush more often. They accidentally brush their breasts against you and use the suction too.

A dental hygienist is the cute blonde who cleans your teeth every 6 mos. that you secretely have a crush on.

Dental Hygienist by Casey X. March 17, 2009

The Oral Hygienist 

Otherwise known as "the dentist" or "the dental hygienist", the oral hygienist is the lost art of giving two guys head at the same time, in the sense that the multiple penises represent the dental tools.

Guy 1: dude i totally had a three way last night with this random dude and this chick

Guy 2: oh nice... i think... you didn't cross swords did you?

Guy 1: Are you kidding me, we gave her the oral hygienist, she totally got the fluoride treatment.

Guy 2: nice.

The Oral Hygienist by squantooo March 26, 2009

Dental Hygienist

The boy you can't wait to get in your mouth! With his hot instruments!

If you wanna see him every 3 months, Stop flossing!

Dental Hygienist RDH

Dental Hygienist by Male RDH February 4, 2010

Underwater Hygienist 

A fancy way of calling a stay at home mom giving her child a bath.

Fred - "Hey Sarah, sorry my wife can't talk on the phone right now. She's busy with her new job as a Underwater Hygienist."
Sarah - "I thought she was staying home raising the new baby?"
Fred - "She is. She's giving the baby a bath right now"
Sarah - " you're an ass, haha"

Underwater Hygienist by Mr.Ection December 12, 2022

Penis Hygienist 

Someone who is overly sensitive about their penile hygiene.

Girl A: So did he want the anal you offered him?

Girl B: No, he said it would take forever to clean it.

Girl A: Jesus, He's such a penis hygienist!

Penis Hygienist by Onemanarmy675 November 5, 2011

Dental hygienist

The person who goes to get a Moroccan, under age, without any ID, allegedly Egypt's President Hosni Mubarak's niece, arrested on a charge of theft from the Police Station at 3 am and after calls the Italian prime minister

Berlusconi told police he was dispatching a colleague to take temporary custody of Ruby Rubacuori (Karima Keyek) should she be released. He sent Nicole Minetti, a half-English TV showgirl turned dental hygienist who reportedly caught Berlusconi's eye when she treated his teeth and was made a regional councillor for his Freedom People party in March.

Dental hygienist by ofthewind November 3, 2010