hwarp 

Cry of a lost jellyfish separated from the wobble

Wide Ocean Blue: click, click, bubble, fizz
Jellyfish (forlorn): "Hwarp!"

hwarp by animator May 27, 2008

Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus 

See: Stephen Harper

Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!

While telling the Canadian people that he does NOT support private prisons, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a Canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.

Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.

Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus by ElectroPig von FökkenGrüüven May 16, 2011

Lady Harp 

Another word for vagina

John came by last night and strummed my lady harp like a fiddle.

Lady Harp by hotchickslice June 20, 2016

Harpered it

To clog a toilet in a hotel room

"Dude what's that smell"
"Dammit, he harpered it...now I have to go ask the maids to unclog it..."

Harpered it by Crackerxjack92 April 20, 2009

Stephen Harper 

Stephen Harper, the most damaging political figure in Canadian history.

See also: Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus (self-promoted)

It has been scientifically proven that Stephen Harper is consuming oxygen and water that would be better utilized by more inteligent and beneficial creatures, such as cockroaches, syphillis spirochetes, and the herpes virus family.

External references:

100Reasons.ca
ShitHarperDid.com

The first Prime Minister of Canadian history to have EVER been found in Contempt of Parliament, to which he responded "The Canadian people don't care about that..."

If the Canadian People REALLY don't care about this MASSIVE abuse of power and attack on the people of Canada, then we can kiss Canada as we know it goodbye on May 2nd, 2011...it will not survive another round of Stephen Harper.

Harper has stated in no uncertain terms that, if reelected (despite his not being eligible to run again due to his Contempt of Parliament), he will ramrod through an "Omnibus crime bill" within 100 days or his return to the Office Of The Emperor of Canada.

This "omnibus crime bill" will CREATE ENOUGH NEW CRIMINALS to fill his 9 BILLION dollar "new and refurbished prisons" to capacity, and then some, by making many current activities crimes with mandatory minimum prison terms that have already shown to be an expensive, useless and detrimental failure in the USA, while doing absolutely NOTHING to reduce crime rates.

If Harper is allowed to regain his throne, we WILL see a private prison system in Canada, even though we've already tried it and it failed miserably, and those private prisons have already been shut down.

There comes apoint where doing the wrong thing over and over again MUST eventually prove that it's still the wrong thing, no matter how many attempts are made to make the wrong thing "the thing to do."

Stephen Harper by ElectroPig von FökkenGrüüven May 16, 2011

harpe diem 

Nag all day. Used sarcastically to suggest that someone's been nagging you all day.

Person 1: "And another thing......"
Person 2: "Harpe diem"

harpe diem by SkankyHo_Cairns October 20, 2008

harph 

Wolfing down a sandwitch hella fast.

You're in a rush to get to a buddies house and you harph down a chicken sandwitch.

harph by John DeBattista December 29, 2006