husrts 

When something hurts but it really doesn't have to

Bro my leg husrts

husrts by Btaylor99 February 20, 2019

Hurts Like Satan

Term used by fans of Jared Leto to describe what it feels like to have sex with him. Thus giving way to the nickname of Satan when referring to his massive penis.

Holy guacamole it hurts like Satan. I may never walk again.

Hurts Like Satan by DoOrDie December 9, 2014

My left ear hurts 

This is a joke within the MCYT community about dreamnotfound. It originated from a tumblr post where a user stated that their left ear hurt whenever something to do with dreamnotfound happened. The fans now use this commonly as an inside joke among the fandom

My left ear hurts after that jackbox stream today

My left ear hurts by Megladon_Donuts March 6, 2021

That Really Hurts 

A expression that is use when someone is hurting you or used when you’re really bored and someone not talking to you , also when someone does Absolutely nothing to you, use freely ;) .

Samatha: -Eats Chips-
John: -Walks in-
John: Can i have some?
Samatha: “That Really Hurts”

That Really Hurts by derandomgirl October 11, 2020

My arm hurts 

When you no longer want to engage in a phone conversation and you need to hang up

Keri: “Omg…You would not believe my day at work!”
Jeremy: “My Arm hurts.”

My arm hurts by Keriwagon May 31, 2023

My Back Hurts 

A term used to politely decline an offer to preform an action.
Synonyms: “My back”

Luca: “wanna hang today?”
Brendan Verlaan: “My back hurts”

My Back Hurts by Nikzral December 1, 2020

Hurts so Good

A sensation that hurts or gives you pain, but at the same time feels good.

I love putting hand sanitizer on my paper cuts 'cause it hurts so good. It stings like hell, but it feels so nice!

Hurts so Good by SirJoshizzle November 29, 2007