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Scottish word for "hirple"
Means to limp, hobble, or walk crookedly
"He hurpled after spraining his ankle."
"Jimmy has a hurple from falling."
hurple by Sir. Grey November 26, 2014

Turd of Hurdles 

A group attempt at moving at the speed of light when in reality the pace is substantially slower than expected.

Depending on their age, a term you use when you're trying to be extra funny, embarrassing or annoying when traveling with your children...aka...Herd of Turtles
And we're off like a turd of hurdles!

Term best used when driving your teenager and their friends to some meaningless place you really don't feel like driving to.
Turd of Hurdles by Theortiz6 November 1, 2012
An event in track. Either 100, or 300 meters in length, you have to jump over these thin bench style jumps, while sprinting your ass off. The boy's 100 hurdles are taller than an 8th grade boy. It takes serious skill to sprint, and then jump while holding perfect form. Not any ol' 200 runner can jump in and hurdle. Its a real skill and takes time and practice to perfect the form. One of the only respectable events in highschool track.
Everyone on the track team: "Did you see that 8th grader Cady kick ass at the 300 hurdles?"

Everyone in unison: "Fuck yeah. that kid has skills. she should be captain."

400m hurdles 

Amongst the hardest events of Track & Field, are the 400 meter hurdles. 400 meters of pure sprinting and jumping over hurdles at a perfect form. Everyone who does this track event knows how much it sucks but how awesome it feels to win it.
"Dude!!! I just ran the 400m hurdles, it's the most freakin' tiring race that I've ever ran!!"
400m hurdles by My Lil' Pwny February 22, 2010
Someone who intentionally confuses people about their gender over the internet. In real life a typical hupples is a young, fat, gay, male who desperately wants to be a woman, but can't afford the surgery. Fooling people over internet and whoring attention is one of the few ways a hupples can feel better about the fact it will never have a vagina.
Bill: I have this friend who pretends be a girl on the internet. He's fat with acne.

John: He sounds like a typical hupples.
Hupples by AnonGT May 13, 2009

300 meter intermediate hurdles

One of the hardest races. You run for 300 meters and there's hurdles. There is only eight hurdles in the race. There is only 35 meters between each hurdle. There lower then the 110 high hurdles. Its not in collage track or professional. Some high schools have it.
Joe- Why are you so tired? Bob- Man i just got done with the 300 meter intermediate hurdles.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
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Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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