hurples

a contagious disease caused by sexual intercourse it's known to get itchy, rashy yet sore and it may swell up, see doctor as soon you notice these changes to your body. KEEP IT CLEAN! infection can kill with in 24 hours

don't have sex, you'll get hurples and die.

by chyaaana July 15, 2011

hurple

Scottish word for "hirple"
Means to limp, hobble, or walk crookedly

"He hurpled after spraining his ankle."
"Jimmy has a hurple from falling."

by Sir. Grey November 26, 2014

Turd of Hurdles

A group attempt at moving at the speed of light when in reality the pace is substantially slower than expected.

Depending on their age, a term you use when you're trying to be extra funny, embarrassing or annoying when traveling with your children...aka...Herd of Turtles

And we're off like a turd of hurdles!

Term best used when driving your teenager and their friends to some meaningless place you really don't feel like driving to.

by Theortiz6 November 1, 2012

hurdles

An event in track. Either 100, or 300 meters in length, you have to jump over these thin bench style jumps, while sprinting your ass off. The boy's 100 hurdles are taller than an 8th grade boy. It takes serious skill to sprint, and then jump while holding perfect form. Not any ol' 200 runner can jump in and hurdle. Its a real skill and takes time and practice to perfect the form. One of the only respectable events in highschool track.

Everyone on the track team: "Did you see that 8th grader Cady kick ass at the 300 hurdles?"

Everyone in unison: "Fuck yeah. that kid has skills. she should be captain."

by pineapplelovegetsdownwithyou November 5, 2009

400m hurdles

Amongst the hardest events of Track & Field, are the 400 meter hurdles. 400 meters of pure sprinting and jumping over hurdles at a perfect form. Everyone who does this track event knows how much it sucks but how awesome it feels to win it.

"Dude!!! I just ran the 400m hurdles, it's the most freakin' tiring race that I've ever ran!!"

by My Lil' Pwny February 22, 2010

Hupples

Someone who intentionally confuses people about their gender over the internet. In real life a typical hupples is a young, fat, gay, male who desperately wants to be a woman, but can't afford the surgery. Fooling people over internet and whoring attention is one of the few ways a hupples can feel better about the fact it will never have a vagina.

Bill: I have this friend who pretends be a girl on the internet. He's fat with acne.

John: He sounds like a typical hupples.

by AnonGT May 13, 2009

300 meter intermediate hurdles

One of the hardest races. You run for 300 meters and there's hurdles. There is only eight hurdles in the race. There is only 35 meters between each hurdle. There lower then the 110 high hurdles. Its not in collage track or professional. Some high schools have it.

Joe- Why are you so tired? Bob- Man i just got done with the 300 meter intermediate hurdles.

by 300 meter hurdle racer October 25, 2010