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Someone who intentionally confuses people about their gender over the internet. In real life a typical hupples is a young, fat, gay, male who desperately wants to be a woman, but can't afford the surgery. Fooling people over internet and whoring attention is one of the few ways a hupples can feel better about the fact it will never have a vagina.
Bill: I have this friend who pretends be a girl on the internet. He's fat with acne.

John: He sounds like a typical hupples.
Hupples by AnonGT May 13, 2009
a contagious disease caused by sexual intercourse it's known to get itchy, rashy yet sore and it may swell up, see doctor as soon you notice these changes to your body. KEEP IT CLEAN! infection can kill with in 24 hours
don't have sex, you'll get hurples and die.
hurples by chyaaana July 15, 2011

Happlesful 

When you are SUPER filled with happiness. You are happlesful.
I've had such a wonderful day! I'm happlesful!
Happlesful by Assylainurface December 23, 2011

humplestiltskin 

A game played in groups of people involving guessing the identity of a mysterious 'humper'.
The Humpee is blindfolded naked on the floor and the lights are turned out...
One person, chosen randomly and secretly by picking a colored straw, humps the victum... The victum must then try to guess who it was. If guessed correctly that person becomes the victum.
Lets Play Humplestiltskin!
No, my mom isnt home...
happy + apples = happles
bob -happles

jane -what?

bob -happyness + apples = happles, durrr
happles by james hogan October 3, 2007

heppleston 

Awsome and cool their are the Alpha male of the human race
Heppleston's are kings Harry Max George
heppleston by Hazza_Man May 14, 2015
Hard nipples, the cause of cold weather, an alternative to stipples
Beth: William, you appear to have hipples
Will: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!
hipples by herpaderp222 March 28, 2011