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hunpy

A hunpy is a horny person that likes to get nudes and is freaky asf but say stupid freaky shit. They are usually cute nice ,and funny.

Hunpys never will expose you they usually give you dumb adorable compliments they are really good at persuading you to be a little dirty they sound desperate ....asf but it's hard to say no
Girl1: gosh I sent a other picture to kid last night

Girl2: WAIT, kid the hunpy ?
Girl1: YES :(

girl 2: whyyyy he doesn't deserve it

Girl1: I know I know but he said nice things :
Girl2: hmm really I bet they sound stupid xD
Girl1: he said I'm delicious and good enough to eat xD

Girl 2: off course he would say that he is a fricken hunpy you should cut him off

Girl 1: I can't he is just to nice and funny
by Michiel the cell October 4, 2016
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Hundy-stick

I'll give you a sweet hundy-stick if you streak down I-5 during rush hour.
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Humpy the teenage pig

This refers to a promiscuous, nondescerning teenager.
Humpy the teenage pig had trysts with the entire neighborhood.
by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
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hunyama

DEFINITION 1: someone who you find very attractive or extremely special to you; similar to calling someone hot.

DEFINITION 2: an international student that was born in Asia or the Pacific Islands. They may have recently came to the United States to pursue an education here. They may or may not know much English, but they make up for it with their outstanding performance in their academics; similar to the slang FOB
EXAMPLE 1:
Jason: Damn that hunyama is fine af. I'd definitely tap that.
Harsh: Bro, that's my cousin you're talking about. And she's still a minor.
Jason: Whoops, my bad bro…But she’s still fire tho.

EXAMPLE 2:
Lakshay: Hey Camilo, do you think I should take this calculus class this upcoming semester?
Camilo: I really don't recommend it. Yeah, the teacher is easy and all, but with all the new international hunyamas coming this year, the grade curve at the end of the semester will be high. I suggest talking it the semester after.
Lakshay: Okay thanks man.
by HooshiYi May 24, 2017
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Humpy Hank

A Tumblr phenomenon of making youtube vlogbrother Hank Green hump things from a video in which he humped google
Nerdfighter 1: Hey did you see my humpy hank?

Nerdfighter 2: Which one?

Nerdfighter 1: I made him hump the TARDIS
by Phobic Chick June 1, 2011
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Mitsukuni "Hunny" Haninozuka

Mitsukuni Haninozuka, also known as "Hunny" (coming from his last name), is one of the oldest members of the host club in the anime/manga known as Ouran High School Host Club. He is very childish and short for his age.

His cousin of the same age Takashi Morinozuka is usually found right beside him (acting as an accessory of sorts), and typically takes care of him. However the both of them are masters in martial arts.

Hunny has a particularly strong sweet tooth and is almost always seen eating some sugary treat (which, at one point, gives him a very awful cavity).

He is also noted to be carrying around his famous stuffed rabbit "Usa-chan".

Not much is known about his mother, but his father owns a series of dojos for training in martial arts. Hunny had fought him once, and won.

Hunny has a younger brother who doesn't approve of Hunny's lifestyle. He is often bitter towards his older brother and feels almost overshadowed by him.

One of the Haninozuka traditions is to fight upon seeing another family member.
Mitsukuni "Hunny" Haninozuka is a dangerous, but cute, fighting machine.
by OuranFan December 31, 2009
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hunny hunting

The process of scoping out hunnys and getting their number
the rules are:
• Never go alone (that’s called stalking)
• Hunny hunt at you level nothing below a 6 on the 1-10 scale of hotness (anything below a 6 is not legally considered a hunny)
• Dress good , unless at beach were no shirt is accepted every where else must dress “goodly”
• Try not to be out numbered by girls that way it is harder for them to "kick you to the curb"
• Be aware girls travel in packs
• Pick out a prime location (park, beach, mall, movies etc….)
• Help a friend get a fine hunny even if it means talking to the ugly one
• Don’t use cheesy pick up lines Ex. (did it hurt……when you fell from heaven)
• Rock, Paper Scissors settles all problems that occur during hunny hunting (best 2 out of 3) counted by 1..2..3..shoot (go on shoot)
• Hats are frowned upon except in the case where your hair is messed or you look good in a hat
• A hunny hunt is considered successful when personnel information is exchanged (phone number, screen name, or name even) a conversation most have occurred
• Do not brag about anything that is a major turnoff and will ensure failure
• Lying is bad to
• If Hunny Hunting out of a car have the car be a nice car (NO MINIVANS(unless it is a cool minivan) and have good music playing (I.E. Rob Thomas – Lonely No More)
• Always follow the “80% Rule” (this rule is so there is no major and awkward age gap) (the rule works like this take the youngest persons age and divide it by the older persons age if it comes out to be great then 80% then it is ok to continue (THERE IS NO ROUNDING OF NUMBER IF IT IS 79.9999 it is still 79 not 80)) EXAMPLE: a guy (16) sees this fly hunny (13) and he’s all like dude she’s hot then his friend is like dude I think she may be below 80% so you whip out your pocket calculator and see 13/16= 81% so your like score but then she denies you because DUDE YOU CARRY AROUND A POCKET CALCULATOR.
NO POCKET CALCULATORS KNOW YOUR LIMITS BEFORE YOU GO OUT
• Use bait (such as little sisters/brothers, dogs (puppies) anything you can think of)
Jon: dude i'm bored
Noah: me too
Jon: wanna go hunny hunting at the mall
Noah: yea sure let me comb my hair first
Jon: remeber don't bring you calculator
by chefy May 30, 2006
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