humblance 

the process of getting your pride bodyslammed by karma

His ego was shattered after his period of humblance.

humblance by beanzilla4000 March 9, 2024

Humancentric 

Humancentric hu.maan.sen.trik

adjective
1. to hear, understand, move and acknowledge our nature with calm, empathy and nurturing thought that releases intelligent compassion in the world

2. deviating from typical mundane social behaviors; an intentional approach to life and living that is highly considerate of the ramifications of one's ripple upon the pond of life.

Humancentric, noun
3. a person whose behaviour, personality or set of beliefs reflects a state of living and being that is in constant evolution as awareness of one's movement and action upon other people

4. a social construct that is deliberate in design and development to equitably address human need without prejudice or harm to any person or the world.

Humancentricity, adj

Example
Humancentric adj;
1. Michael is humancentric; he clearly is prudent in his actions among his coworkers and they clearly benefit from his counsel and are inspired by his example.

2. Humancentric economics cannot exist in a free market where special interest groups or persons are permitted to manipulate the market.

Humancentric noun;
3. A humancentric cannot govern from the political right or the political left; a humancentric seeks only to govern their life in the most altruistic sense.

Humancentric by a'Ali de Sousa June 27, 2012

humancentipad 

the humancentipad is an apple product introduce in april 2011. it is a web appliance that is part human part centipede and part web browser, emailing device.

It was created by sewing 3 volunteers ( who agreed to the new terms and service of the Itunes music terms EULA) mouth to anus and taping an iphone to the forehead of the first individual, and an ipad to the anus of the last human thus creating the humancentipad.

why won't the humancentipad learn how to read?

humancentipad by dustinleavitt May 20, 2011

Hambulance 

When a rather large person is in need of an ambulance for any reason.

"That fat bitch broke her leg trying to chase down the ice cream truck, call the hambulance."

"Holy shit! That fat dude just passed out after eating 7 double cheeseburgers, better call the hambulance."

Hambulance by William J J T October 26, 2010

HumanCentipublican 

What you get when you sew all Republicans together, ass to mouth, so that one's bullshit travels through the others, before coming out of the party leader's mouth. After having traveled through all the asses, bodies, and mouths of the party members, only then is is spoken, sounding like everyday business as usual.

We should connect all the candidates by sewing their mouths to their assholes and making them run as one HumanCentipublican.

HumanCentipublican by The HumanCenticrat February 20, 2012

HumancentiPad 

2 or more individuals conjoined mouth to anus, with an iphone taped onto the forehead of the first one, and an iPad taped the last one's ass. Now the iPad can walk and read.

person 1: hey have you seen the humancentiPad episode on southpark??
person 2: yea its disgustingly awesome
person 1: iknowww rightt

HumancentiPad by thefucktardbitch May 25, 2011

Humancentipeded 

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw humancentipeded is used to describe when two or more things has been combined with little thought or effort rather obviously

...Because it is the game console that seems content to largely remain a game console, as opposed to a subpar gaming PC, multimedia platform, and live streaming device humancentipeded together in a hollowed out VCR

Humancentipeded by Luckless December 21, 2016