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Humancentric 

Humancentric hu.maan.sen.trik

adjective
1. to hear, understand, move and acknowledge our nature with calm, empathy and nurturing thought that releases intelligent compassion in the world

2. deviating from typical mundane social behaviors; an intentional approach to life and living that is highly considerate of the ramifications of one's ripple upon the pond of life.

Humancentric, noun
3. a person whose behaviour, personality or set of beliefs reflects a state of living and being that is in constant evolution as awareness of one's movement and action upon other people

4. a social construct that is deliberate in design and development to equitably address human need without prejudice or harm to any person or the world.

Humancentricity, adj
Example
Humancentric adj;
1. Michael is humancentric; he clearly is prudent in his actions among his coworkers and they clearly benefit from his counsel and are inspired by his example.

2. Humancentric economics cannot exist in a free market where special interest groups or persons are permitted to manipulate the market.

Humancentric noun;
3. A humancentric cannot govern from the political right or the political left; a humancentric seeks only to govern their life in the most altruistic sense.
Humancentric by a'Ali de Sousa June 27, 2012
Urban Dictionary Merch

Humancentric Model

A framework focused on aligning power structures and societal systems around the collective well-being and flourishing of humanity. It emphasizes disrupting binaries, decentralizing power, and developing new incentive structures.
The humancentric model proposes a radical shift in how we organize society, urging policymakers to prioritize collective well-being over corporate profit and to create systems that empower communities rather than centralizing control in the hands of a few.
Humancentric Model by NakedEdmund February 19, 2025

humancentipad 

the humancentipad is an apple product introduce in april 2011. it is a web appliance that is part human part centipede and part web browser, emailing device.

It was created by sewing 3 volunteers ( who agreed to the new terms and service of the Itunes music terms EULA) mouth to anus and taping an iphone to the forehead of the first individual, and an ipad to the anus of the last human thus creating the humancentipad.
why won't the humancentipad learn how to read?

HumanCentipublican 

What you get when you sew all Republicans together, ass to mouth, so that one's bullshit travels through the others, before coming out of the party leader's mouth. After having traveled through all the asses, bodies, and mouths of the party members, only then is is spoken, sounding like everyday business as usual.
We should connect all the candidates by sewing their mouths to their assholes and making them run as one HumanCentipublican.

HumancentiPad 

2 or more individuals conjoined mouth to anus, with an iphone taped onto the forehead of the first one, and an iPad taped the last one's ass. Now the iPad can walk and read.
person 1: hey have you seen the humancentiPad episode on southpark??
person 2: yea its disgustingly awesome
person 1: iknowww rightt

Humancentipeded 

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw humancentipeded is used to describe when two or more things has been combined with little thought or effort rather obviously
...Because it is the game console that seems content to largely remain a game console, as opposed to a subpar gaming PC, multimedia platform, and live streaming device humancentipeded together in a hollowed out VCR
Humancentipeded by Luckless December 21, 2016

humancentipad 

the putting together of three humans mouth to anus with an iphone on the first person's head and an ipad at the last person's anus. also must be able to read.
awesome my humancentipad can read, shit into people's mouth, and play angry birds
humancentipad by some1 kool June 10, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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