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Dumbface 

Dumbface is a phenomenon that is like the were-wolf situation.

It happens to someone when they do or say something dumb that is so explicitly dumb that the dumbness begins shaping one's face into a dumbface.

Unfortunately, we have yet to find a cure but one day, this illness will be eradicated.
"Bro, I think Ethan caught the Dumbface."

"Oh sh**, run!"
Dumbface by jeronimoooooo October 28, 2014

Dumbulance 

The equivalent of an ambulance, but instead of sick people, a dumbulance carries dumb people away.
Dumbulance originates from the TV Series, Trailer Park Boys, in an episode in which half-witted Corey and Trevor are shot at, and when they plead for an ambulance, an angry Ricky retorts that they ought to instead be picked up by the dumbulance.
A: (Spills on herself)

B: Do you need a fucking bib or something? You're 16! I'm going to call the dumbulance on you!
Dumbulance by Maddox's Alphabet March 27, 2009

Dumblando 

A derivative of dumb and Orlando.

The proper term used when describing a person named Orlando who spouts off gibberish, although his intent is humor and cleverness.
Gary and Chloe were shocked when Orlando said, "Quizblorg Jizzblorg everything I say is retarded."

"What the F did he just say?" - Gary
"Don't worry about it, it's Dumblando speaking." - Chloe
Dumblando by Lord of IT September 16, 2014

dumbface 

The outward appearance or "look" a person has that makes them seem retarded. An outward image of being inarticulate, impaired, a dullard, a moron, a simpleton, an idiot, a dunce, an imbecile; yet in reality, this person is of normal, even sometimes above average intellegence.
All of Archie's boys have dumbface, yet each are successful, and usually make intellegent decisions.
dumbface by ChristopherCook November 7, 2007

Dumbanese 

A language spoken by the truly dumb or ignorant, in fact it makes so little since you can't understand it
Donald Trump: We will build a wall, a wall no Mexicans or immigrants will ever climb!

Me: What's that again? Oh I'm sorry, I don't speak Dumbanese.

Fun fact: The Chinese are a scapegoat for Trump, he blames them for the obvious hoax of Global Warming
Dumbanese by Penis Gremlin April 10, 2016

Dublaney Doorknob 

hey have you seen Dublaney Doorknob today?
Yeah bro shes one of a kind!