Dumbface is a phenomenon that is like the were-wolf situation.

It happens to someone when they do or say something dumb that is so explicitly dumb that the dumbness begins shaping one's face into a dumbface.

Unfortunately, we have yet to find a cure but one day, this illness will be eradicated.

"Bro, I think Ethan caught the Dumbface."

"Oh sh**, run!"

Dumbface by jeronimoooooo October 28, 2014

Related Words

dumblance • Dumbance • Dumbulance • dumb dance • Dumbface • Dublaney Doorknob • dumbace • Dumbanese • dumbdancing • dumblana

Dumbulance

The equivalent of an ambulance, but instead of sick people, a dumbulance carries dumb people away.
Dumbulance originates from the TV Series, Trailer Park Boys, in an episode in which half-witted Corey and Trevor are shot at, and when they plead for an ambulance, an angry Ricky retorts that they ought to instead be picked up by the dumbulance.

A: (Spills on herself)

B: Do you need a fucking bib or something? You're 16! I'm going to call the dumbulance on you!

Dumbulance by Maddox's Alphabet March 27, 2009

Dumblando

A derivative of dumb and Orlando.

The proper term used when describing a person named Orlando who spouts off gibberish, although his intent is humor and cleverness.

Gary and Chloe were shocked when Orlando said, "Quizblorg Jizzblorg everything I say is retarded."

"What the F did he just say?" - Gary
"Don't worry about it, it's Dumblando speaking." - Chloe

Dumblando by Lord of IT September 16, 2014

dumbface

The outward appearance or "look" a person has that makes them seem retarded. An outward image of being inarticulate, impaired, a dullard, a moron, a simpleton, an idiot, a dunce, an imbecile; yet in reality, this person is of normal, even sometimes above average intellegence.

All of Archie's boys have dumbface, yet each are successful, and usually make intellegent decisions.

dumbface by ChristopherCook November 7, 2007

Dumbanese

A language spoken by the truly dumb or ignorant, in fact it makes so little since you can't understand it

Donald Trump: We will build a wall, a wall no Mexicans or immigrants will ever climb!

Me: What's that again? Oh I'm sorry, I don't speak Dumbanese.

Fun fact: The Chinese are a scapegoat for Trump, he blames them for the obvious hoax of Global Warming

Dumbanese by Penis Gremlin April 10, 2016

Dublaney Doorknob

a bad bitch who dont need no man.

hey have you seen Dublaney Doorknob today?
Yeah bro shes one of a kind!

Dublaney Doorknob by nebula nebula May 16, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026