humaid

a dude with a dick the size of a fire ant

person 1; chubby buttcheeks, where be your penis
person 2; oh shit, forgot to tell that I'm a humaid

by sofa.king.awesome October 07, 2014

Humaid

A kind, secretive person. One who looks for real friends.

Person 1: He's such a humaid

by TheOldAdmiral August 30, 2015

Humaid

One of the best human out there. Usually a full package and shows it by his actions. Cares for everyone and is really sensitive but doesn't show it to anyone except to his close friends. Anyone can depend on him blindly and he never disappoints. Cracks the best jokes and always has a smile on his face.
Always shy and humble. people like humaid make the world a better place.

Is that humaid? He's such a great person.

by Turtleboi69 May 30, 2019

Humaid

Humaid is a very hot, sexy, brave man who has a huge penis and a sexy body, he is known to be very smart and to be a very strong man

I wish i was Humaid

by Slavery123 April 17, 2019

Humaid

Khabees aadmi saala coach ke saath sota hai apne
Used when you want to abuse someone

I want to humaid this guy

by Jjootalungi August 29, 2022

Humaid

Someone who doesn't have half a brain cell and pretends to know how to world works

"Imagine being a humaid, such an embarrassment"

by Claire june November 10, 2022

Humaid

The greatest man alive. Gods greatest creation, your all in one package kinda guy, could be the reincarnation of Narcissus. Ladies if he's called Humaid that's a keeper

Girl 1: OMG is that Humaid
Girl 2: yeah isnt he hot?
Girl 3 : would fuck

by Grand Méchant Loup May 15, 2021