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Hobbitophile 

A girl who is only attracted to guys under 5' 7".
Risha only gets turned on by boys who are hella short. She sure is a hobbitophile.
Hobbitophile by Laal Daal April 5, 2020
1. the act of adding an external USB hub to your computer due to the lack of USB ports available.
Dang!... I ain't got no place to plug in my new camera, guess I am going to have to "hubbitup"
hubbitup by Elvis North February 14, 2008

Hobbitology 

Hobbitology~ noun- The study of the amount of micro-syphilitic weight capacity of a Hobbit's brain case.
There was a Hobbitology debate last night on the Science Channel.
Hobbitology by Lord Gekko October 1, 2008

Hobbitophile 

A girl who prefers shorter guys, especially guys much shorter than her.
The hobbitophile thought the five foot nothing guy was by far the most attractive guy she had ever seen.
Hobbitophile by Solid Mantis August 26, 2019

Hobbitophile 

A guy or girl that has a preference for short guys/ girls.
Angel-When you masterbate, you're thinking about guys, short, short guys, you fuckin hobbitophile.
Guy-You got that from the movie Dogma dude, not all the time.
Hobbitophile by Solid Mantis August 26, 2019

Hubbity bubbity 

Something u say when you get quite excited and/or inebriated.
Oh Hubbity bubbity! I am so happy to assault women.
Hubbity bubbity by hardshunter689 February 4, 2025