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hstfunsotd 

“She tryna talk, I’m tryna hit, HSTFUNSOTD!”

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Acronym for Hot Slut with Tits. Plural: HSWTs. Hot sluts with tits must be hot, and have sweet tits, but do NOT have to fit the strict definition of slut (but what chick doesn't?). I.E. both your everyday drunken college hottie with quality jugs that rides every pole she sees and your best friend's faithful smokin' hot girlfriend of 3 years (with high quality jugs) are HSWTs.

Chicks must be agreed upon by a 2/3 majority (of those people that matter) as HSWTs before they can be referred to as an HSWT.
(1)
Dude, we need to get the fuck out of here if there're no HSWTs.

(2)
-I think that chick over there might qualify as a HSWT, what do you think?
-Close, but no -- she's definitely a HS, but those Ts couldn't be more than a low B-cup.
HSWT by Scott, Web, Esh May 28, 2006
Chatspeak for "Holy shit that's funny". Comparable to LOL, LMAO or ROFL
Joke Teller: Redneck word of the day - Obama. "I bought me a case of beer and drank it Obama self."

Listener: HSTF!
HSTF by kjgee October 28, 2010
In Romanian terms, HSTF means "hai sa te fut"
coaie te iubesc hstf <3
HSTF by GSJC February 26, 2022
Like hwtf is wrong with you why would you cheat on me ?
hwtf by prince-chraming March 27, 2012