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Acronym for Hot Slut with Tits. Plural: HSWTs. Hot sluts with tits must be hot, and have sweet tits, but do NOT have to fit the strict definition of slut (but what chick doesn't?). I.E. both your everyday drunken college hottie with quality jugs that rides every pole she sees and your best friend's faithful smokin' hot girlfriend of 3 years (with high quality jugs) are HSWTs.

Chicks must be agreed upon by a 2/3 majority (of those people that matter) as HSWTs before they can be referred to as an HSWT.
(1)
Dude, we need to get the fuck out of here if there're no HSWTs.

(2)
-I think that chick over there might qualify as a HSWT, what do you think?
-Close, but no -- she's definitely a HS, but those Ts couldn't be more than a low B-cup.
HSWT by Scott, Web, Esh May 28, 2006
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Having Sex With Twin. When you masturbate in front of a mirror
John can't wait to get in front of his full length mirror and HSWT!
HSWT by afifreak432 May 19, 2009
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Brad got in a car accident and was like, "HSWTF! ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND?!"
hswtf by Michael Stevenson February 13, 2008
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026