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Hstfu
hstfu by Mr Johnson24 April 28, 2014
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Hstud means hindu stud. A hindu man who have muslim side chiks for sex
Sana : why you dump shaheer?
Ayeshsa : dear now i only enjoy with hstuds.
hstud by Ayesha-mslut May 20, 2021
Related Words
hstfu hstfunsotd htfu hmtfu Histful HSTF hatfucker Hatful hatfull of ass hitfu
The impossible word Cam2r got on his 2nd guess on his first game of custom wordle with bryn
“Cam how the fuck did you guess hsvfu?”
hsvfu by McLovin🌈🌴 August 27, 2023
Hit me the fuck up - Message me/contact me asap
hmtfu by BedderDedder January 27, 2016

hstfunsotd 

“She tryna talk, I’m tryna hit, HSTFUNSOTD!”

-Comethazine
Harden The Fuck Up

Used to tell a weak person or persons that they have become far too weak, and to prevent further embarrasment to the human race, they must Harden The Fuck Up.
1. I see that you are on the side of the road with a flat tire. What, you, a fully grown man can't change a tire yourself, and you're waiting for a tow truck? HTFU!

2. "This is Michael. He can't go on a family holiday without bringing his portable gaming console. HTFU, Michael!"
htfu by Chopper Read October 12, 2006

as ugly as a hatful 

shortened form of "as ugly as a hat full of assholes"
He was so desperate for a root that he boned her, even though she was as ugly as a hatful.
as ugly as a hatful by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008
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