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AHHH HIS FEKING DONG WENT HRONK HRONK HRONK!
hronk by The fatass rat November 29, 2017
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Honkey Smoker

(n) Any black person who competes in a foot race or athletic event against one or more white people.
Keshawn was a real honkey smoker today. He whooped all those white boys in the 100 yard dash!
Honkey Smoker by hellooostrich January 7, 2011
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Hjönk Hjönk 

Sound a European goose makes. Originates from jacksepticeye Untitled Goose Game playthrough
Hjönk Hjönk by Yeetboi96 October 10, 2019

surfer honk

Blowing out a snot-ball when you're sitting on your board waiting on a wave. Usually by pressing on one side of your nose and blowing mucous directly into the sea, but also by blowing snot into your hand and flinging it away from you.
Brah, my nose started running while I was waiting on that set. Had to do a gnarly surfer honk.
surfer honk by Mr70Homers June 30, 2021

what the honk 

A phrase YouTubers Sapnap and Karl say. For reference, this is a replacement to “what the heck” and other variants.
Person 1: *Pushes person 2 in the hallway*
Person 2: “What the honk?”
what the honk by JuneApril September 25, 2020
Hjönk, pronounced hy-on-k is what geese actually sound like. Geese you hear having this term generally love golden bells that ring.
Hjönk by kuu-mi-za October 15, 2019

honkey ass 

a person who no ass; flat ass
Man the girl over there has a honkey ass
honkey ass by Stoned Blacksmith October 28, 2009
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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