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Hjönk, pronounced hy-on-k is what geese actually sound like. Geese you hear having this term generally love golden bells that ring.

"Hjönk hjönk am goose!"

Hjönk by kuu-mi-za October 15, 2019

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Hjönk

The sound a Scandinavian Clown makes

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Hjonk

The sound of the goose uprising. When this sound is heard you tend to hide every item you earn and hide in telephone box.

The hjokening is here brothers, time to rise up!!! Hjonk Hjonk am goose

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Hjönk Hjönk

Sound a European goose makes. Originates from jacksepticeye Untitled Goose Game playthrough

Jack: Hjönk hjönk am goose

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Fear

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

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