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word you say when you hit your nuts after doing the longjump
HOYGEN!, shelby screamed
hoygen by Anonymous May 25, 2003
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To become clean and glistenin' and shit.
"That's hygene nigga." wise words from The Health Inspector.
hygene by Ded song May 24, 2015
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When viewing a fit womens legs from behind, the hoigen is the gap or space between the crutch and the knees.

This is a physical attribute usually pertaining to a higher quality female form.

Also known as daylight or kransky.
Those are some tight pants that bitch is wearing today, they really accentuate her hoigen.
hoigen by Mickey F. August 3, 2009
Haygen (noun)
A person with the right combination of friendly, funny, happy, and a little bit of sarcasm. This is a person you would be friends with, email in class, and make inside jokes with. Haygen is also the kind of person who would be bothered by anyone who disturbs his peace in a work environment.
"Are you friends with Haygen?"
"Yeah! We email in class and crack our own inside jokes."
"Dude, where can I get a friend like that?"
"Sorry, I only know one Haygen."
Person who doesn't know how to speak or write in spanish properly. They use to start their phrases with HOIGAN or HOYGAN (listen, in english). Most of them are from America Latina.

This name is also used to refer to the language HOYGANS speak.
"HOIGAN, nesesito ayuda con esto"
"Hoygan, kiero roms pronto ya"
"Hoigan, podrn desirme ke s un klitoris"
HOYGAN by takoitus January 5, 2008
The hidden agenda at the root of a hoe’s promiscuity. Typically involves sleeping with people and/or performing oral pleasure for personal gain.
Watch out for her, bro, she’s always got a hogenda. Quit dating Bobby as soon as he bought her that Range Rover.
Hogenda by DoubleSizzle October 27, 2015

Hoyven Glaven

Proffessor Frinks catchphrase.

Generally means nothing.
"With the Hoyven and the Glaven and the KILL YOU!"

"Hoyven Glaven!"
Hoyven Glaven by Naralas June 25, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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