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hygene
1) Wash your hands before touching food.
2) Cover your fucking mouth when you cough or sneeze, and wash your hands.
3) If your nose is runny, or you have something in your nose, use a tissue to blow your nose, dispose of the tissue in the trash, and wash your hands.
4) Bathe every day.
5) Never wear the same clothes twice.
2) Cover your fucking mouth when you cough or sneeze, and wash your hands.
3) If your nose is runny, or you have something in your nose, use a tissue to blow your nose, dispose of the tissue in the trash, and wash your hands.
4) Bathe every day.
5) Never wear the same clothes twice.
Too bad most people are too stupid to practice proper hygene, despite countless reminders, campaigns, and instructions.
hygene by health worker December 17, 2003
Related Words
hygene • hygenetic • personal hygene • hygiene • Hygiene Hiatus • hylene • Hegeness • hugeness • Hygee • hygemetaphiliac
personal hygene
To be a geek, programming skils are essential and a haphazard approach to personal hygene is considered useful.
personal hygene by attogeek July 7, 2003
Hypeness Culture
A media entertainment brand that specializes in providing its audience with news, media, entertainment, content creation and digital marketing.
Hypeness Culture by UrbanSoIL December 19, 2022
Oral Hygiene Bro
A user of 4chan's /a/ board, who, starting October 2010, started writing a story where he was inspired to brush his little sister's teeth after watching Nisemonogatari's infamous toothbrush scene. Eventually, it got to the point that they married and had a child together. He kept posting for about 3 years, until August 2013, when he was never heard from again. Nobody knows if the story is real, but nobody can prove that it's false either.
Aidan: "yo have you heard of that one Oral Hygiene Bro who fucked his sister"
Bob: "Yeah that's some messed up shit"
Bob: "Yeah that's some messed up shit"
Oral Hygiene Bro by genericmiatafanboy March 2, 2021
Hygiene Conscience
The little voice in the back of your head all non-goddamned-disgusting-dirty-pigs have telling them not to be a goddamned-disgusting-dirty-pig.
Holy fuck Janice, I've cleaned the kitchen four times today already; don't you have a hygiene conscience!?
Hygiene Conscience by Ramfar June 1, 2011
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026