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a noun...... any noun...... whenever it feels like a gewd place to put it.
"im gonna punch you in tha glaven"
"row row row your glaven"
"old mcglaven had a glaven"
"you see that glaven?"
"you little glaven!"
"OH MY GLAVEN!!!!!!11ONE"
Glaven by kaervar September 4, 2006
Words you can keep
Eddy is the epitome of glaven.
glaven by DaveCone November 24, 2003
"He's a nerd, he plays computer games"
"Naa, he's glaven"
Glaven by Josh June 18, 2004
a word to be used when you can't think of the right one
"yeah, i went to the store to pick up some glaven"
glaven by daf February 15, 2004
Something Groghan says a lot.
"Hey Maaaaan, what's goin' on?" *gets close up to your grill* "GLAVEN!!!"
glaven by WVU dude May 16, 2004
we went to go to the city to get some glaven, or we need to get some glave, a dealer can be called the glavianator
glaven by jeff1978 July 31, 2006
Some crazy word made up by some crazy guy named Proffeser John Frink who will make you think most probably he uses it in place of a swear word.
Some guy: I killa you!
(he hits Frink with a bat)
Frink: With all the pain and the hurting and the crying to mummy. MM... GLAVEN!
Glaven! by Scurvy Sea Dog May 8, 2005
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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