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A car driven by a white mom in her 40s or 50s usually wearing fancy white clothing with Gucci shades. Basically the car the says โ€œMy husband is rich and spoils me with nice shit.โ€
O-M-G, John just bought me a Range Rover and Iโ€™m totally in love with it and his wallet

Just bought my uneducated wife a Range Rover for her quarter birthday.
by Monster Blunt May 15, 2018
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Unlike Range Rovers, Hummers usually get stuck trying to navigate over soda cans.
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An overpriced, unreliable piece of shit. Are often seen being driven by rich white women or their thot daughters, both of which cannot drive to save their (or their sugar daddy's) life. Repairs are expensive and you'll be doing them often since they're woefully unreliable, most basic features are optional even though cars that are half the price have them as standard, and basically the British equivalent of a soccer mom vehicle.

Despite all this, the Range Rover's sibling, the Land Rover, is actually a very competent off-roader. A shame that 90% of their customers will never know this.
Range Rover dealership: Parking sensors will be an additional ยฃ2095, sir.
Consumer: What the fuck, a Toyota RAV4 has this shit as standard!

17 year old thot: *drives Range Rover into a bus*
Bus driver: Watch where you're going, you spoilt bitch!
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Status symbol for anglophiles. English variation of SUV. See FUV.
That wanker in the Range Rover drives like he's the King of England.
by nucleus May 26, 2004
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No, not the SUV that goes by the same name...a range rover is a creature like a cockroach, ant, or rat) that walks, runs, or skitters across a range (loosely defined as an oven with a stovetop).
Marge, get the bugicide because there's a fucking range rover in the kitchen!
by Telephony May 29, 2016
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Quite possibly they best vehicle in the world, ever. Manufactured at the Landr Rover factory in Sollihull, England. Now in its 33rd year and on its model evolution.
The Range Rover made the jeep drivers gaze in awe.
by Sven King April 02, 2003
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