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How big is your penis
Like this if you have a big penis, dislike this if you have a small penis, and do nothing if you have a micropenis.
How big is your penis by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020
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How Big Is Your Penis? • how big? • how big are you • How big is a cow • how big is kais cock • how big is your macbook? • How big that house, boo? • Get out and about and enjoy how big and beautiful the world around you really is. If you make a point of smiling at everyone you meet, even strangers, the universe will make a point of smiling at you, and smiles could easily turn into dollars. • Show me how those big tits fart!!! • How about a nice big hot steaming cup of STFU
How Big Is Your Penis?
Something you say to someone when someone brags about some un-manly or loser achievement. Used to point out that someone might be smart but they have a small penis. Can be used even if you are unsure of the individuals penis size. Usually preceded by wait.
How Big Is Your Penis? by The B Master March 20, 2011
how big are you
when someone ask you this question how big are you? then it menas that he wants to have raging buttsex with ur rim hole
how big are you by brian buttsex machine March 27, 2009
How big that house, boo?
A question in which you ask a female, 'how big is your butt?' House is in reference to 'Brickhouse' by The Commodores.
How big that house, boo? by ChefJeffRoesh October 9, 2017
how big is kais cock
how big is kais cock by kaiateuranus July 28, 2022
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When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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