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To be under the influence of any drug. Mostly used as an adjective.
1: That chick was so houzed when I was fhuta'd her.

2: Wow, that's pretty messed up.

1: No, brah, it was cool, I was houzed, too.
houzed by omiklama July 7, 2009

Houzerdaeben

A shortened version of “How has your day been?”
Hello there, houzerdaeben?
Houzerdaeben by Ilikemakeword421 February 15, 2022

columbia housed 

An act or procedure intended to achieve a particular end using deceptive practices such as free samples or free promotions.
Bryan got columbia housed and now has a girlfriend.

Im going to read the fine print so that I don't get columbia housed.

Dick-housed

To take a form of permanent writing utensil, usually spray paint, and drawing a large dick on the side of a house.

(An extreme form of party shaming. Usually only used by party crashers or when the host is being a cunt beyond reason.)
"We ran into some preppyfags house party, stole some liquor, and then dick-housed one of them when he hit Fallon."
Dick-housed by TomKVideo January 3, 2009
- Laura musy have been hungry, she totally housed that meat.

- There is nothing left, Jess housed it all.
Housed by EvilE September 2, 2013

shit-housed 

(adj)- A step beyond just being drunk/high. If 15 beers gets you drunk, then 20+ gets your shit-housed. A replacement for the term "shit-faced".
I did like 12 beer bongs last night. I was totally shit-housed.
shit-housed by Seeker of Soporifics February 13, 2005
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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