hotzed

The act of spitting out any type of liquid that is in your mouth because you thought something was funny but really it wasn't

Dude that last text was great! I hotzed all over my room!

by AZTEC 19 November 15, 2010

hotbed

environment that favors rapid growth or development.

The riverside neighborhood was a hotbed of crime.

by Morgan Tierney October 31, 2006

the hotbed of sin

Penn State University, Main campus

"I love my girlfriend so much."
"She's going to the hotbed of sin? You're screwed."

by the torpedo November 4, 2008

holzed

Meaning: To own someone really badly

Pronunciation: houlzzed

Verb: (to) holz, holzing
Noun: Holz

Derivations: "Holy Holz!"; "Fire in the Holz!"

Similar Words: (to) own

Website: http://holzed.com

1. RIFK HOLZED K

2. Holy Holz!

3. lol, you got holzed

4. wtf.. I just got holzed

5. did you just try to holz the shit out of me?

by Holz. December 9, 2008

Hotted

A word to describe something or someone that is very attractive, used in the context of being turned on.

Dr Coomer: "Look out Gordon! Hotted boobs up head! Tits, big ones!

by someidiotcalledknork November 19, 2020

hotzendorf

noun.
a man who had reached so many failures it becomes his signature

verb.
to do something stupid without knowing it

I just hotzendorfed my life tremendously, bro.

by gunner13 July 17, 2017

Conrad von Hötzendorf

Franz Conrad von Hötzendorf (1852-1925) was an Austro-Hungarian Feldmarschal and Chief Of Staff of the Austro-Hungarian military until 1917. He is famous for his grandiosely embarrassing failures in Serbia (1914), Russia (1914-1915 read Siege of Przemyśl) and Italy (1915-1917 until battle of Caporetto). He was heavily interested in old style warfare, which just didn't work anymore in the new modern era. This particular played a huge role in his failures. He is widely considered a meme and the YouTube channel The Great War even used him on their merch. He is widely considered the guide for "how not to fight a modern war".

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Conrad von Hötzendorf?

Person 2: Of course! He is the guide for how not to fight a modern war!

by Hans the German Monarchist July 22, 2021