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hotbed
hotbed by Morgan Tierney October 31, 2006
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hotzed • hotbed • hotted • hotzeldris • hötzendorf • houzed • Holtzed • holzed • hotbeder • hotted up
the hotbed of sin
the hotbed of sin by the torpedo November 4, 2008
holzed
Meaning: To own someone really badly
Pronunciation: houlzzed
Verb: (to) holz, holzing
Noun: Holz
Derivations: "Holy Holz!"; "Fire in the Holz!"
Similar Words: (to) own
Website: http://holzed.com
Pronunciation: houlzzed
Verb: (to) holz, holzing
Noun: Holz
Derivations: "Holy Holz!"; "Fire in the Holz!"
Similar Words: (to) own
Website: http://holzed.com
Hotted
A word to describe something or someone that is very attractive, used in the context of being turned on.
Hotted by someidiotcalledknork November 19, 2020
hotzendorf
noun.
a man who had reached so many failures it becomes his signature
verb.
to do something stupid without knowing it
a man who had reached so many failures it becomes his signature
verb.
to do something stupid without knowing it
hotzendorf by gunner13 July 17, 2017
Conrad von Hötzendorf
Franz Conrad von Hötzendorf (1852-1925) was an Austro-Hungarian Feldmarschal and Chief Of Staff of the Austro-Hungarian military until 1917. He is famous for his grandiosely embarrassing failures in Serbia (1914), Russia (1914-1915 read Siege of Przemyśl) and Italy (1915-1917 until battle of Caporetto). He was heavily interested in old style warfare, which just didn't work anymore in the new modern era. This particular played a huge role in his failures. He is widely considered a meme and the YouTube channel The Great War even used him on their merch. He is widely considered the guide for "how not to fight a modern war".
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Conrad von Hötzendorf?
Person 2: Of course! He is the guide for how not to fight a modern war!
Person 2: Of course! He is the guide for how not to fight a modern war!
Conrad von Hötzendorf by Hans the German Monarchist July 22, 2021
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