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A man that lives in a fraternity house and acts like a house director. He interacts with alumni and parents, oversees maintenance, and manages the budget
The housedad had to call the air conditioning company today to have them repair the air conditioner in the fraternity house.
housedad by beckster440 March 1, 2009
Words you can keep
A stay-at-home dad. He looks after the house and/or kids while she does the breadwinning thing.
Felix got made redundant so he became the housedad to the five kids, the goat, three salamanders, a budgie, five cats from next door and the vacuum cleaner. His wife started a very successful junk mail collection and recycling business. He's never been happier in his life! She's never been happier in her life!
housedad by playBunny September 16, 2007

Housewad 

A good-for-nothing stay at home man/husband.
Ever since Hans got fired he's been playing housewad while his wife works.

Erik married into money and that lazy slapnut has been a housewad to this day.

Karl: Hey Mike, let's go grab a beer and watch the game.
Mike: Can't man, I have to have the laundry done before Carrie gets back from her trip.
Karl: You are such a housewad.
Housewad by knj55108 October 30, 2011

Houseday 

appropriate name for Tuesdays or any other day of the week on which new episodes of the greatest show, House, air on TV.
Jim: Why are you so happy?
Emily: It's Houseday.
Jim: OH YEAH! I almost forgot. I hope House gets rid of Cutthroat Bitch.
Houseday by emmybelle December 27, 2007
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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