housedad

A man that lives in a fraternity house and acts like a house director. He interacts with alumni and parents, oversees maintenance, and manages the budget

The housedad had to call the air conditioning company today to have them repair the air conditioner in the fraternity house.

housedad by beckster440 March 1, 2009

housedad

A stay-at-home dad. He looks after the house and/or kids while she does the breadwinning thing.

Felix got made redundant so he became the housedad to the five kids, the goat, three salamanders, a budgie, five cats from next door and the vacuum cleaner. His wife started a very successful junk mail collection and recycling business. He's never been happier in his life! She's never been happier in her life!

housedad by playBunny September 16, 2007

Housewad 

A good-for-nothing stay at home man/husband.

Ever since Hans got fired he's been playing housewad while his wife works.

Erik married into money and that lazy slapnut has been a housewad to this day.

Karl: Hey Mike, let's go grab a beer and watch the game.
Mike: Can't man, I have to have the laundry done before Carrie gets back from her trip.
Karl: You are such a housewad.

Housewad by knj55108 October 30, 2011

Houseday 

appropriate name for Tuesdays or any other day of the week on which new episodes of the greatest show, House, air on TV.

Jim: Why are you so happy?
Emily: It's Houseday.
Jim: OH YEAH! I almost forgot. I hope House gets rid of Cutthroat Bitch.

Houseday by emmybelle December 27, 2007

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022