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Houseday

appropriate name for Tuesdays or any other day of the week on which new episodes of the greatest show, House, air on TV.
Jim: Why are you so happy?
Emily: It's Houseday.
Jim: OH YEAH! I almost forgot. I hope House gets rid of Cutthroat Bitch.
by emmybelle December 27, 2007
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housedad

A man that lives in a fraternity house and acts like a house director. He interacts with alumni and parents, oversees maintenance, and manages the budget
The housedad had to call the air conditioning company today to have them repair the air conditioner in the fraternity house.
by beckster440 March 1, 2009
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housedad

A stay-at-home dad. He looks after the house and/or kids while she does the breadwinning thing.
Felix got made redundant so he became the housedad to the five kids, the goat, three salamanders, a budgie, five cats from next door and the vacuum cleaner. His wife started a very successful junk mail collection and recycling business. He's never been happier in his life! She's never been happier in her life!
by playBunny September 16, 2007
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December 7th and any other day your wife declares it to be national help your wife around the house day. She shouldn’t have to ask for the help, you just help out of the kindness of your heart and the love you have for her. (for example do a load of laundry, wash dishes or vacuum)
Honey today is national help your wife around the house day!
by Caring wife and mother December 6, 2017
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Housedyke

The lesbian who does everything. A housewife and handy husband combined. Complete at-home sufficiency in a single package.
The dog needs to go for a walk. I also need an oil change. Oh housedyke? Be a dear would you?
by E. J. Fray December 31, 2010
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Family House Day

On October 19th, you are only allowed to make jokes relating to Family House
David: Hey its October 19th, you know what that means, its Family House Day
Chris: David I don't want to talk right now, my parents got divorced

David: The horse is here HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
by Loe Mester October 19, 2022
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National Behind The House Day

A day, which is everyday, where you and your loved one make out behind a house
Abi its national behind the house day let's go fuck
by Peepeepapa November 1, 2019
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