Houseman

The inability to reach orgasm during coitus.

After consuming several alcoholic beverages, Steve pulled a Mixon while attempting to have intercourse with his girlfriend.

by Drew Peacock February 24, 2005

houseman

The designated leader in a jail block who runs that block. Usually angry, black, and a lifer.

Hey Houseman, this fool never flushes the toilet..

by MohammedMudSlap! August 04, 2008

lesser evolved houseman

(adj.) denoting a creature which is not quite cro magnum yet not a homo sapien; of caveman origins, however current habitat for the creature is a house.

1. My especially hairy neighbor, Donald, is a lesser evolved houseman.

2. Watch as lesser evolved houseman dilligently vaccums and dusts his newly purchased ranch home.

by Prof. Gardener of the University of Harvard department of Anthropology July 01, 2006

Kenneth Houseman

Honestly, Definitely has a huge Ddick. Pretty good at basketball and a bit of a nerd.

Kenneth Houseman has a big dick!

by UR moms pp September 27, 2021

Houseman

his girlfriend giving him or her head at a public pool

Aww fuck She gave me houseman again

by Rodariuswave December 13, 2021