houseman

The designated leader in a jail block who runs that block. Usually angry, black, and a lifer.

Hey Houseman, this fool never flushes the toilet..

by MohammedMudSlap! September 28, 2008

Houseman

The inability to reach orgasm during coitus.

After consuming several alcoholic beverages, Steve pulled a Mixon while attempting to have intercourse with his girlfriend.

by Drew Peacock February 23, 2005

Houseman

his girlfriend giving him or her head at a public pool

Aww fuck She gave me houseman again

by Rodariuswave December 13, 2021

lesser evolved houseman

(adj.) denoting a creature which is not quite cro magnum yet not a homo sapien; of caveman origins, however current habitat for the creature is a house.

1. My especially hairy neighbor, Donald, is a lesser evolved houseman.

2. Watch as lesser evolved houseman dilligently vaccums and dusts his newly purchased ranch home.

by Prof. Gardener of the University of Harvard department of Anthropology September 5, 2008

Kenneth Houseman

Honestly, Definitely has a huge Ddick. Pretty good at basketball and a bit of a nerd.

Kenneth Houseman has a big dick!

by UR moms pp September 27, 2021

Bojack Horseman

The best animated show ever. Starring with Will Arnett playing the main character the Bojack Horseman, a selfish horse with drug addict and alcohol problems and dark sense of humor with total apathy to other people. The show pretty much shows how he ruins everything because of his self destructive character and because he is a celebrity he can get away with it. The show also focuses on how deeply fake Hollywood is and makes a satire on celebrities while also focusing on such issues as depression and self expression.

Person1: Have you seen Bojack Horseman?

Person2: Yeah! It's the best show ever!

by Dr.Notafraidofapples April 2, 2020

Bojack horseman

Old cringey Song by J. Grimes that sounds as good as homework on a Friday night

j grimes probably should’ve taken the time to make a better song than release his latest ego stroking song about nothing, only good part is the beat

Bojack horseman by J Grimes (junior grimes)

Lyrics: “I got bitches on my grind yeah I don’t miiind a biiiitt”

“I pre-tjffitnfkfskfjskd” the rest is hot garbage

J. Grimes lacks the authenticity or seriousness to be a rapper or singer for that matter, any song J. Grimes drops is further proof of that

Bojack Horseman is a strangely below average trash song

by Hmmmmm, nah April 15, 2022