houfe

1. referring to something petite and classy
2. synonym for classy Asian men, not necessarily petite
3. the quality of being so well-dressed that you must change ties between dinner and dessert
Michael Chung is le petite houfe.
by Madamoiselle LaBelle April 17, 2008
Get the houfe mug.

houf

a very fat person who eats about 200 meals a day and swims in diet coke.
by event54 September 15, 2014
Get the houf mug.

houf

Guy: "I have bad news."
Girl: "Houf?"
by midorichachacha April 09, 2018
Get the houf mug.

Pulling a Houfe!ni

The act when one consumes so much food they weigh more than the observable universe and collapsing the entire time continuum and turning into a black hole.
Man 1 "Whoa, how is that guy becoming a black hole!?"
Man 2 " Oh, he's just pulling a Houfe!ni."
by Houfe!ni December 14, 2024
Get the Pulling a Houfe!ni mug.