Holtz

A balding loser who dates little girls and narcs on his fellow man.

Hey who snitched on us? Oh, it was that guy HOLTZ. That guy is a bitch ass pussy.

by Supertrooper1 April 26, 2019

Lou Holtz

radio-friendly term for the schlong, coined by the sports junkies.

Ever since I waxed my lou holtz, it looks like a Sifl & Olly outtake.

by tha jizzle June 12, 2004

A complete babe who is amazing at hockey and when ppl walk past they say "damn who's that fine woman"

by coolio person December 19, 2016

"Soul Holtz? They're an idiot." -ninety percent of the kids at WMS

by SpookySnack February 26, 2022

1.) When reading chicken scratch, most of the words appear to be written as "holtz bam."

2.) Also, the worst thing one can ever do.

A list created by your boss, as it appears to you:

1. batting cages
2. manager's box
3. back door
4. scag
4. holtz bam

by speedwalker July 21, 2009

A supervisor or foreman who berates one particular subordinate for failing to do simple tasks or asking dumb questions.

Chuck got holtzed today when he asked Chief if he could take the day off.

by Chroberts60 December 7, 2023