Holtz

A balding loser who dates little girls and narcs on his fellow man.

Hey who snitched on us? Oh, it was that guy HOLTZ. That guy is a bitch ass pussy.

by Supertrooper1 April 26, 2019

Lou Holtz

radio-friendly term for the schlong, coined by the sports junkies.

Ever since I waxed my lou holtz, it looks like a Sifl & Olly outtake.

by tha jizzle June 12, 2004

gabby holtz

A complete babe who is amazing at hockey and when ppl walk past they say "damn who's that fine woman"

I wish I was like Gabby Holtz

by coolio person December 19, 2016

Soul Holtz

no gender, only swag

"Soul Holtz? They're an idiot." -ninety percent of the kids at WMS

by SpookySnack February 26, 2022

Holtzed

A supervisor or foreman who berates one particular subordinate for failing to do simple tasks or asking dumb questions.

Chuck got holtzed today when he asked Chief if he could take the day off.

by Chroberts60 December 7, 2023

holtz bam

1.) When reading chicken scratch, most of the words appear to be written as "holtz bam."

2.) Also, the worst thing one can ever do.

A list created by your boss, as it appears to you:

1. batting cages
2. manager's box
3. back door
4. scag
4. holtz bam

by speedwalker July 21, 2009